Lockheed Martin F-35W (woke)

start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door

Congrats Edwina

What’s with these homies shooting my girl

DOJ directs prosecutors to seek death penalty for Luigi Mangione 1 hour ago CAH CNN Gunman who killed 23 in racist attack at Texas Walmart offered plea deal to avoid death penalty

Huh, weird

Congratulations!

oh is it bad when you put people out of work for political reasons

My math might be wrong but there’s barely any room for a 4th day in there??

Yeah I must retract my previous recommendation given the circumstances

I would say to come be a valued public servant at the world’s premier taxing authority, but…ya know

NEWS: Trump abruptly assembled his cabinet today to let them know Elon MUSK is not in charge of hiring/firing -- they are.

It was an abrupt admonition that appeared aimed at the mounting legal scrutiny of Musk's power over the government.

w/ @DashaBurns

www.politico.com/news/2025/03...

Our time is coming

Jesus what a stat

Barber had the chance we wish we all did

everyone i know is excited for the same thing. this must be what waiting for the moon landing felt like

"everyone who isn't a farmer wants to be one" of all the tens of thousands of incorrect things said on fox news over the last few decades is, maybe, historically, the most incorrect thing anyone on there has ever said

You know things are going poorly when people in the ponzi scheme industry are like, "woah woah woah, seems a little scammy"

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"

I will sell mine for $10,000. Not because i didn’t get vaccinated i just have a lot sitting around in jars from before that. It’s probably still good

As they grow more and more AI dependent, these people reveal how little they read. See also Bill Ackman, who is constantly demanding “investigations” over stuff that would be solved by reading to the seventh graf. Arrogant, lazy, stupid.

Everything happens so much

AOC

Melania

That tweet is why I voted for Trump (swing state)

issue with “hire more conservative professors” is that they don’t mean “hire a smart guy who happens to think taxes should be lower”, they mean “hire a movement conservative”, and these days there are multiple litmus tests for being that type of person that are “insist this false thing is true”

“Not actively malicious “ just doesn’t sound as good

My favorite movie, and also my sexual awakening