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I mean, if you look at the statistics, almost all of this is our fault.

24.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been saying for a year that I don't understand why Dems haven't put forward (whatever the proper term is) a new article of impeachment every single day of this administration.

03.02.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got to meet our first grandchild. Heart is full to bursting.

01.02.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For what it's worth, I trust Consumer Reports for major purchases like cars and appliances. A subscription is worth avoiding a big mistake. And limiting yourself to only what they review reduces analysis paralysis.

31.12.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay! Dirty filter?

31.12.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Capitalism ruins all things. That is its fundamental nature. Capitalism cannot possibly fix a system that is already ruined.

25.12.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To me, the opposition to DEI books down to the delusion that any white man is, by definition, more qualified for any position than anyone who is not both white and male.

19.12.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, we ask, "Imagine if any other president since the invention of radio gave that speech."

18.12.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Given *gestures broadly*, "seemingly no reason whatsoever" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

To be honest, I am in the "My desire to be well-informed is at odds with my desire to remain sane" camp.

18.12.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From your mouth to Skynet's ears.

12.12.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will never understand why Dems haven't filed a new article of impeachment every single day of this presidency.

11.12.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man and a dog are sitting in front of a car in a garage ALT: a man and a dog are sitting in front of a car in a garage
08.12.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Checking the Surprise Meterβ„’ and ... nothing.

08.12.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And impeach Thomas for bribery. And Kavanaugh and Barrett for lying under oath.

05.12.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's exactly why I follow you. As an old, straight, white guy, it really opens my mind and heart to listen to a brilliant, young, queer, black woman.

25.11.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, the jumbo circus peanut in the Oval Office wouldn't be able to figure out a recorder. Or a kazoo.

23.11.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They were all written as warnings, but these sociopathic tech-bros took them as inspiration instead.

23.11.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.11.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3074    πŸ” 2542    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 135

RT=Endorsement

17.11.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Dopamine is a helluva drug! But hyperfocus is a fickle mistress.

17.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Motion seconded. All in favor?

14.11.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm listening, but what does "checks and balances" look like without our current rock-paper-scissors system? (Not that the current system is working at the moment.)

10.11.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here is the long and short of it.

29.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1442    πŸ” 361    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 13

And yet, every one of those motherfuckers would vote for King Trump III given half a chance.

27.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's worth a try. Let's start with billionaires.

24.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every single thing he does needs to be reversed, uninstalled, dismantled, tossed into a burn pit and incinerated. Preferably while we all sing and dance around it.

The only thing that should remain after he is gone is a massive package of ethics legislation to ensure that this never happens again.

22.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In two weeks?

21.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Live your life in such a way that 7 million people don’t show up just to tell you that you are an asshole.

#NoKings

19.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3354    πŸ” 846    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 24

Once American democracy made it possible for a Black man to be elected president, American conservatives decided that it had to be destroyed

12.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2351    πŸ” 649    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 27

Vikings discovered North America 500 years before Columbus. Let's name it after them, then.

12.10.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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