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@artylo.bsky.social

I'm just a voice, pal - a most talented failure, borderline attractive from afar. Host of ARTV. Poseur anarcho-punk. Occasional writer, programmer and editor. 4級 in Riichi Mahjong. Formerly known as @TheArtylo and @ArtyloTV on the tweety.

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Latest posts by artylo.bsky.social on Bluesky

Personal Jesus (Pump Mix)
YouTube video by Depeche Mode - Topic Personal Jesus (Pump Mix)
06.11.2025 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rising Sun Blues (King Kong Mix) by Michael Ruffino for Parts Unknown: Hong Kong

Excluding the music choices, the 1st episode of the 4th season of Anthony Bourdain's Parts Unknown is some of the most phenomenal television editing I've seen. Something about China brings it out from cast and crew, since the last time I said this was about their episode in King Kong.

05.11.2025 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Depeche Mode - Miles Away (Instrumental) "Sounds Of The Universe" [2009]
YouTube video by VJ-RoGeRs Depeche Mode - Miles Away (Instrumental) "Sounds Of The Universe" [2009]

Ben Hillier's influence on Playing the Angel, Sounds of the Universe and Delta Machine is probably the most underrated aspect of Depeche Mode's whole discography. What a trilogy!

05.11.2025 12:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're a healer, so you can't really quest. And you already have normal dungeon loot on every slot. But you cannot run heroic dungeons with us until you get better gear, which you can only get from heroic dungeons. You ape. You buffoon.

01.11.2025 22:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Literally every time I play WoW, I am reminded how all of these people are miserable and have tar for blood. You can't run with us because you don't have the achievement. The only way to get the achievement is to run this dungeon. We won't let you do that, unless you have the achievement.

01.11.2025 22:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Once you've been kicked out of a LFD group for having too low a gearscore, you'll never stop wanting to beat WoW players to death with your bare hands.

01.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now that the scourge of sexy witches is no longer haunting the streets, I can feel safe again.

01.11.2025 09:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What the fuck is happening

31.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Man, what a sinking ship, huh.

30.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And I got this as a reward. Feeling good.

29.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Would ya look at that

29.10.2025 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thinking about playing Ninja Gaiden Sigma II: Black Mod for the x86-based Personal Computer.

28.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Insane Reality of Making Indie Games
YouTube video by Venus Theory The Insane Reality of Making Indie Games

Great mini Indie #GameDev documentary from @venustheory.bsky.social

youtu.be/rTD55g3xvhg?...

28.10.2025 19:02 — 👍 17    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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Became possessed by the lingering consciousness of the Daud "Enough Money to Disappear" Farewell Tour and went back into Dishonored II for a cheeky 3 AM blitz on Kirin Jindosh's Clockwork Mansion. Finished it in less than thirty minutes. Just went for all runes and charms, burning mana all over.

28.10.2025 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm one Eye of the Beholder away from Dream of The Wise, and I just don't know if I have it in me. I have been messing with Fist Weapons, which are surprisingly mashy in comparison to odachi. Unbroken really lets you string stuff till your Ki cries for mercy and you die instantly.

28.10.2025 00:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Played Nioh 2 again for a couple of hours tonight. There is such a familiar strain in the tendons of my hand, which sets upon around the third or fourth mission. This game is so good, but I don't know what kind of organism I need to be sometimes to play it at the proper intensity.

28.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can't wait for the whole first generation of these being advertised as "Non-Euclidean action adventure" or "inspired by the works of M. C. Escher."

It's going to be the only genre they'll be able to sell any of this in. Surrealist fever-dreams, hallucinated by a chunk of silicon.

24.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As a healer, this is my favourite feeling:

23.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate finishing books, because this implies that I have to find another one to read. I hate self-governance and bodily autonomy.

23.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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There is also a wonderful, allegedly staged, picture in the Wikimedia Commons of Hiroo Onoda surrendering his sword to Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos at the ceremony on 11 March 1974.

23.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Artylo's review of The Twilight World 2/5: It very much reads like a script for a film. One without too much dialogue or any ruminations on war or the passage of time. Admittedly, Herzog is the master of singling out particular people or ...

I don't know how many, if any, of you are interested in reading my thoughts on books, but here's the latest:

This time, Werner Herzog's book about the farm boy, who was somehow capable of discerning a man-made satellite, but not capable of entertaining the thought that Japan had lost the war.

23.10.2025 14:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Played a little bit of Parasite Eve out of the blue. Quite fun. Might put some time to it on the side while dragging my foot across the finish line with Persona 3 FES.

22.10.2025 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Can't wait for the sequel

22.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Italian Dinner Party For a Portuguese Royal  - Rich & Hungry
YouTube video by Olivia Italian Dinner Party For a Portuguese Royal - Rich & Hungry

I came across this lady's show a little while back - what an absolute tour du force!

22.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just got the next chapter of FON outlined. I think this one might be good, but it needs a lot of work to get it to the place where it's going to hit true. Already at 10 pages of notes.

22.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like, it is genuinely braindead. If you don't counterspell, just destroy it after. If you have leftover mana, make them discard. Get all your Rooms and Enchantment Sagas (4x Bandit's) and just sit there and let them play into you. The only thing you don't beat is artifacts which is expensive to play

21.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just got really fed up with people playing a kind of Dimir Control that is entirely counterspells, exiles, destroys and discards with no real win condition, so I made a deck with the literal scraps I had lying around and I've made five people rage-quit as I remove their shit for twenty turns.

21.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A review of Money Monster (2016) A surprise. I have no clue where I picked this one up from, but it is definitely an unexpected hit. It's competently directed, intelligently written (if a bit manipulative), but ultimately well worth ...

Money Monster (2016)
Directed by Jodie Foster

“A level of extreme and unlikely circumstances that will fit right at home in this new post-irony and post-truth era.”

letterboxd.com/artylo/film/... #filmsky

21.10.2025 17:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was just listening to a Vox show called The Gray Area, and the guest quoted the words "I'm old enough to remember when the internet wasn't just five giant websites filled with screenshots of text from the other four", and I felt that. I felt it in my bones.

21.10.2025 17:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What a great language.

20.10.2025 15:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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