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J. L. Long

@jllongwrites.bsky.social

J. L. Long lives in NH w/an indeterminate number of adults, teens, & cats. Writer, poet, mac 'n cheez connoisseur. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ“– www.jllongwrites.com

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Nothing will cure you of a fear of the paranormal like a house full of cats.

Hear a strange creak from a distant room? Must be the cats.

Find a book fallen off the shelf onto the floor? Must be the cats.

See an ominous trail of blood that spells out the words "Get Out"? Must be the cats.

05.08.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not Afraid to Fail Fest Date & Time: October 24thย  Doors at 6:30 PM | Show starts at 7:00 PMย  Location: BNH Stage, 16 S Main Street, Concord, NHย  Tickets: $18 in advance | $21 at the door plus fees Tickets go on sale on Augโ€ฆ

ANNOUNCING NOT AFRAID TO FAIL FEST!
On October 24, join Queerlective for a variety show featuring YOU!

To learn more about Not Afraid to Fail Fest, including how to sign up as a performer or purchase tickets, visit: go.queerlective.com/notafraid (or visit the link in our bio)

05.08.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never stop when the words are flowing.
If you discover some problem in your manuscript while youโ€™re in writing mode, make a quick note to yourself to fix it later and keep going. Itโ€™s easy to get distracted and stop actually writing. Donโ€™t get sucked in. Keep going.

THE WORDS MUST FLOW.

05.08.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Lol, thanks. ๐Ÿ™‚

05.08.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rochester Pride. What does Pride mean to you? Poetry Contest.

Rochester Pride. What does Pride mean to you? Poetry Contest.

โ€œIโ€™ll Give You Something to Be Afraid Ofโ€
J. L. Long

You think I can't tell
That you make gay jokes
When I'm not in the room

You think that your smile
Weak and thin like gruel
Is enough to fool me

You don't realize
That the condescension
Rolls off you like the stink

Of wet garbage rotting
Under the roiling heat
Of a midday sun in late June

โ€œIโ€™ll Give You Something to Be Afraid Ofโ€ J. L. Long You think I can't tell That you make gay jokes When I'm not in the room You think that your smile Weak and thin like gruel Is enough to fool me You don't realize That the condescension Rolls off you like the stink Of wet garbage rotting Under the roiling heat Of a midday sun in late June

One of your friends
Laughs with you and says,
"I'm not homophobic

I'm not afraid of gays
They're just so
Well, you know"

And you do know
And so do I
We all know what he means

But what you don't know
Is that Stonewall was a riot
And let me tell you, baby, so am I.

One of your friends Laughs with you and says, "I'm not homophobic I'm not afraid of gays They're just so Well, you know" And you do know And so do I We all know what he means But what you don't know Is that Stonewall was a riot And let me tell you, baby, so am I.

I'm very pleased to share that my poem "I'll Give You Something to Be Afraid Of" won Rochester Pride's poetry contest this year! You can read a slightly different (read: more profanity-laden) version of this poem in my chapbook FIREWORKS ARE JUST PRETTY BOMBS, available at a.co/d/2HRjg2y. #poetry

05.08.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have they discovered "Trading Spaces"? I hope they've discovered "Trading Spaces."

02.08.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The cover of a resource, featuring "Criminalizing Librarians: Threats and Realities" in black text on a pale grey background and a black-and-white line drawing of three people holding signs that together read "The People & the Library." In the bottom right corner is the logo for Interrupting Criminalization, and the URL bit.ly/CriminalizingLibrarians

The cover of a resource, featuring "Criminalizing Librarians: Threats and Realities" in black text on a pale grey background and a black-and-white line drawing of three people holding signs that together read "The People & the Library." In the bottom right corner is the logo for Interrupting Criminalization, and the URL bit.ly/CriminalizingLibrarians

Collage featuring stylized type-writer text, a yellow library book check-out slip, and a black-and white photo of a group of Black women (and one man) around a table at a library, surrounded by books that have been tinted green. The text on the library slip reads: "Title: Arrested at the Library. Policing the Stacks. Author: By Mariame Kaba, Interrupting Criminalization (2025)."

Collage featuring stylized type-writer text, a yellow library book check-out slip, and a black-and white photo of a group of Black women (and one man) around a table at a library, surrounded by books that have been tinted green. The text on the library slip reads: "Title: Arrested at the Library. Policing the Stacks. Author: By Mariame Kaba, Interrupting Criminalization (2025)."

As attacks on libraries, books, and library patrons and workers continue to rise, here are two free resources from our co-founder @prisonculture.bsky.social about criminalization of and in libraries, that we hope can offer context and inspiration for protecting and defending our public libraries:

04.06.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 133    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

The knitwear is fun!

02.08.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rainbow hearts and rainbow text on a white background. Text reads: "Rochester Pride. Saturday August 2nd, 12 - 3pm, Hanson Street. All are welcome! Come join the fun! Speakers, vendors, music. Poetry, friendship, fun."

Rainbow hearts and rainbow text on a white background. Text reads: "Rochester Pride. Saturday August 2nd, 12 - 3pm, Hanson Street. All are welcome! Come join the fun! Speakers, vendors, music. Poetry, friendship, fun."

Rochester (NH) Pride is TOMORROW, and I'll have a table there selling my books and zines. Come hang out if you're in or near southern New Hampshire! #indiewriter #books #zines #pride #queerwriter #rochesternh #newhampshire

01.08.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
flow chart asking if youโ€™re in a flow chart (does it show steps in a process? can you see arrows visualizing a sequence? baby youโ€™re in a flowchart)

flow chart asking if youโ€™re in a flow chart (does it show steps in a process? can you see arrows visualizing a sequence? baby youโ€™re in a flowchart)

flow chart guide for figuring out if youโ€™re in a flow chart

27.07.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 150    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cricket is great. It's less boring baseball.

29.07.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was watching a YouTube video that featured a trans woman who likes wearing chokers, and the whole thing burst fully formed into my mind, like Athena from Zeus.

26.07.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Modern update/riff on the woman with the green ribbon story where, when she finally takes it off, it turns out she's just a trans woman dysphoric about her neck, and her husband is thrilled she's not a zombie or other undead.

25.07.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Coaching for Writers Want to troubleshoot a sticky project? Level up your work or learn to tell stories in a new medium? Bring joy back to your writing practice, push past a block, or come back from burnout? Establish โ€ฆ

Want to troubleshoot a sticky project? Level up your work or learn to tell stories in a new medium? Bring joy back to your writing practice, push past a block, or come back from burnout? Establish better habits?

I'm accepting a limited # of coaching clients. More info at link.

25.07.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Working with a Developmental Editor And what to do if you canโ€™t afford one

Ever wondered what a developmental editor does? What itโ€™s like to work with one? Or how to go it alone if you canโ€™t afford the services of someone like me?

Check out this weekโ€™s free Substack post to find out!

open.substack.com/pub/pagewake...

#writingcommunity #skywriters

23.07.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Friendship goals ๐Ÿฅน

Listen to our latest episode on Halloweโ€™en Party now wherever you get your podcasts. linktr.ee/labourshercule

22.07.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope is no longer an emotion I feel but a practice I deliberately and consciously engage in, for better and for worse.

22.07.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ATTENTION SERIAL WRITERS: I am looking to do a marketing group chat or a Zoom call for serial writers because I know a lot of us have been scrambling after Kindle Vella and Radish shutting down. And I just want a chat or a Zoom call in which we come together and discuss marketing for serials.

22.07.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pic of author Eden Royce ย with her morning coffee. She is wearing eyeglasses with dark tortoiseshell frames and her hair is tied up in a white bandanna with read and blur flowers. She is looking at the camera and sipping out of a white coffee mug with the iconic Shirley Jackson Awards logo: black cat-eye glasses over the red lettering.

Pic of author Eden Royce ย with her morning coffee. She is wearing eyeglasses with dark tortoiseshell frames and her hair is tied up in a white bandanna with read and blur flowers. She is looking at the camera and sipping out of a white coffee mug with the iconic Shirley Jackson Awards logo: black cat-eye glasses over the red lettering.

Cover art of the novella Hollow Tongue. Brown background with a beige center covered in variously patterned butterflies perched in a skull pattern.

Cover art of the novella Hollow Tongue. Brown background with a beige center covered in variously patterned butterflies perched in a skull pattern.

I won a Shirley Jackson Award!!

What incredible news to wake up to. Thank you to the @sjacksonawards.bsky.social & this year's judges. Thank you to @rjacksonjoseph.bsky.social & @rdspress.bsky.social for selecting my Southern Gothic novella Hollow Tongue and showing it lots of love.

#booksky

20.07.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 406    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Come by my table! Rochester Pride. Saturday, August 2nd, 12-3pm. Downtown - Hanson Street.

Come by my table! Rochester Pride. Saturday, August 2nd, 12-3pm. Downtown - Hanson Street.

Rochester, NH Pride is August 2nd, and I'll be tabling this year! Come drop by to buy some books or just chat! #pride #lgbt #gay #rochesternh #indieauthor

19.07.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did! I might switch to kombucha from my NA beers.

18.07.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tried kombucha for the first time tonight, and I regret to report that I am a total millennial stereotype and loved it.

18.07.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fan art pic based on the 2023 animated series "My Adventures With Superman" showing Superman flying towards the viewer wearing civilian clothing but opening up his coat-shirt to reveal his costume.

A fan art pic based on the 2023 animated series "My Adventures With Superman" showing Superman flying towards the viewer wearing civilian clothing but opening up his coat-shirt to reveal his costume.

My Weekly Pic Theme for July is #superheroes, and in case the reason why isn't already obvious, I'm starting with the Man of Steel himself!
#gojiart #superman #dc #dccomics #clarkkent #maws #myadventureswithsuperman #fanart

15.07.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Coloradoโ€™s Poet Laureate has died Poet Andrea Gibson passed away from cancer at their home in Boulder early Sunday morning.

We are mourning the death and celebrating the life of Coloradoโ€™s poet laureate, Andrea Gibson. Gibson's work sought to connect people & bring LGBTQ issues to the spotlight. Gibson accepted the post to open doors for other chronically ill & disabled poets.
www.cpr.org/2025/07/14/c...

14.07.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, associate member status, but I can get back to full active status by the time the Court expansion goes through.

10.07.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nooooo. It really doesn't feel that long ago!

10.07.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I support your candidacy. Hell, put me on there too.

10.07.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just came back from my daily walk. Passed by a house with little kids playing in the driveway, and as I went by, they called out "Do you want some fake ice cream?" Delightful.

10.07.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ZOMBUNNIES!

10.07.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#BeastWarsINJapariPark ๐Ÿ†

#Transformers #ใ‘ใ‚‚ใฎใƒ•ใƒฌใƒณใ‚บ

24.06.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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