Mike Chipp Austin

There's only one person on earth who nearly every day I think "sure would be nice if he died."

Zohran figuratively beating Cuomo to death with his own shoes when he’s like 20 points ahead is how you establish a Fiorello La Guardia level legacy in New York and everyone in politics should be taking notes.

Yeah, I think this what makes it hard for Americans who haven’t experienced autocracy elsewhere to realize—life under authoritarianism can still look like pleasant summers, bbq on the weekend, after work happy hour with friends—until snap, a coworker or family member goes missing

Stay salty DC 🔥

1. the House should be much bigger
2. the senate should be a ceremonial body devoid of any real power
3. the electoral college should be abolished
4. pardon power should be curtailed
5. scotus should be disassembled into multiple high courts with diff jurisdictions

Pointing out how safe DC by showing the low crime rates isn’t going to convince conservatives because “people breaking the actual law” isn’t what they mean by “crime”. To them, “crime” includes merely seeing black people, unhoused people, and anyone else the bigots clutch pearls about as “crime”

I don’t ever want to hear or read a word Trump says or see Trump’s face again unless it’s a big fucking obituary on the front page of every newspaper in the world. The only benefit he will bring to the world is by not being a part of it.

i distinctly remember a decade+ ago when all the creative jobs started going out the window being told to “learn to code”

UPDATE: The Smithsonian's American History Museum has restored information about Trump's two impeachments to its display on U.S. presidential impeachments.

dickhead looks like a shellshocked World War 1 infantryman

as the inventor of slicing a sandwich at a deli just enough that it looks like you have two clean halves but the bottom slice tears in a fucked up way when you try to separate the halves, i am honored to be nominated by our beloved president to head the food and drug administration

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

A tweet saying "every single municipal budget looks like the dril candle budget tweet" with a graph showing Police taking like 90% of a city's budget. Baltimore specifically.

When people talk about how systemic and structural issues don't exist but the data all looks like this.

Trump says he Deputy AG is speaking with Ghislaine Maxwell so that: people who should not be involved or aren't involved are not hurt by something that would be very, very unfortunate, very unfair to a lot of people

I hope someone rolls Greg Abbot down the stairs

Exclusive | Ex-Trump prosecutor Jack Smith under investigation by Office of Special Counsel after claims of playing politics: ‘No one is above the law’ “Jack Smith’s actions were clearly driven to hurt President Trump’s election, and Smith should be held fully accountable,” said Senate Intelligence Committee chair Sen Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) in …

A reminder that Dems went out of their way to NOT politicize their prosecutions of Trump. Garland dragged his feet. Biden kept his distance. And then they appointed a special counsel to look independent.

All a waste of time. You can never appease the GOP. So why do Dems keep trying? ARGHGGHG.

The civil service can not recover from this without legal and criminal consequences for Trump, Musk and Republican members of Congress who let it happen.

A couple “good” election cycles won’t cut it.

The FBI Redacted Trump’s Name in the Epstein Files The bureau’s FOIA team tasked with conducting a final review of the records blacked out the names before higher-ups said last month that releasing the documents ‘would not be appropriate or warranted....

Breaking Bloomberg:

The FBI redacted Trump's name in the Epstein files.

"An FBI [Freedom of Information Act] team redacted Trump's name—and the names of other prominent public figures—from the documents, according to three people familiar with the matter."
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

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one good reason for wanting to live a bit longer is being around when trump dies

fuck these quisling shits

“When am I ever gonna need to learn about a humanities course?” - says a nation of illiterate, impoverished sociopaths

Normalize calling for the prosecution of ICE Agents.

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

meme: two books left book: THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY right book (much fatter and split into blue and red, red is far longer than blue): THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY IF MERRY & PIPPIN HAD A GUN red: defeating Sauron blue: taking the gun away from Merry and Pippin

i'm sorry for posting facts:

I actually think that big-gummed bitch Charlie Kirk should feel more scared in our cities actually

Othering of vulnerable groups ✅
Arresting minorities ✅
No due process ✅
Ignoring judges orders ✅
Calling media fake news or 'lying press' ✅
Funding personal paramilitary✅
Hyper militarization ✅
Controlling academic institutions ✅
Building concentration camps ✅
State control of media ✅

It's fascism

If you voted for Trump, you voted for a pedophile. You are a pedophile supporter. You will always be a pedophile supporter. You are fully okay with children being abused and sexually exploited.