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Mike Chipp Austin

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rest in piss bozo

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It really is amazing that the president has a noticeable an unexplained physical ailment that is disfiguring his right hand and there's no reporting about it. The White House's line is that it's from Trump shaking too many hands! Something is clearly being covered up.

05.12.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5548    πŸ” 1125    πŸ’¬ 446    πŸ“Œ 86

I dropped out of journalism school because I saw the writing on the wall in 2010 and even I know you should at least ASK HIM WHICH WARS

05.12.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jumanji (1995) is not technically a Jumanji. Jumanji (1995) investigates the aftermath of a Jumanji thirty years previously and is technically a Hellraiser

05.12.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2
For a little under an hour β€” 41 minutes, according to a separate US official β€” Bradley and the rest of the US military command center discussed what to do as
they watched the men struggle to overturn what was left of their boat, the sources said.

For a little under an hour β€” 41 minutes, according to a separate US official β€” Bradley and the rest of the US military command center discussed what to do as they watched the men struggle to overturn what was left of their boat, the sources said.

Ultimately, Bradley told lawmakers, he ordered a second strike to destroy the remains of the vessel, killing the two survivors, on the grounds that it appeared that part of the vessel remained afloat because it still held cocaine, according to one of the sources. The survivors could hypothetically have floated to safety, been rescued, and carried on with trafficking the drugs, the logic went.

Ultimately, Bradley told lawmakers, he ordered a second strike to destroy the remains of the vessel, killing the two survivors, on the grounds that it appeared that part of the vessel remained afloat because it still held cocaine, according to one of the sources. The survivors could hypothetically have floated to safety, been rescued, and carried on with trafficking the drugs, the logic went.

41 minutes. www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/p...

05.12.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2394    πŸ” 657    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 260

IQ is a measure of how good you are at IQ tests, which is something informed by how familiar you are with taking academic tests (& thus the quality of your school, which is in part determined by your parents' wealth, etc). there's nothing in particular that makes them a good test of intelligence

04.12.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2456    πŸ” 425    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 10

πŸ™

01.12.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Faith, Fun, Family, Food, and Fuckin’

01.12.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
29.11.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 578    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.

27.11.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7203    πŸ” 2057    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 35

There have been 62 murders in DC in the past six months, including two dozen since Trump seized control of the city's policing. I found the names of 21 of the victims, killed since Trump's takeover, he ignores when he tells this lie: www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

26.11.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1057    πŸ” 333    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

I’ll be thankful when he’s dead

25.11.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A roundtrip LAX-JFK flight in the late 60s was around $3K in today’s dollars. The people who wore suits on those flights were the people who regularly wore suits. Complaining about informally-dressed fliers is complaining that the wrong sorts of people are flying today.

25.11.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1717    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 46

Leave Raffi alone!

25.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s giving big β€œwhat the fuck are you talking about” energy

25.11.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am sorry but if your relationship falls apart and into divorce because of an AI chatbot then I am simply a better and more intelligent person than you.

24.11.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My god, thank you. I am the only person I know personally who has this same opinion and I am beginning to feel like a crazy person. You could accomplish the same storytelling with less than half the total characters and even then I couldn't tell you a thing about the main protagonist.

24.11.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have a GOP rep and you’ve been holding off on contacting them because what difference will it make, you could be the reason the funniest thing happens

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Google trends chart showing felching overtaking Turkey recipes

Google trends chart showing felching overtaking Turkey recipes

Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled β€œfelching” than have searched for β€œturkey recipes”

23.11.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 795    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 159

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

23.11.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 40119    πŸ” 11711    πŸ’¬ 978    πŸ“Œ 687
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'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...

Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear

"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!

Let it Go!

23.11.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4343    πŸ” 2169    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 185

Wicked: Formaggio

22.11.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the menswear guy just walked into the sea

21.11.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in a delicate cosmic dance, my brain turns effort into money, then a restaurant employee turns my money into hamburgers, then my body turns his hamburgers into poop

21.11.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

19.11.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5576    πŸ” 693    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 123

Have you ever seen a person act like such a monumental dork that you get chest pains?

19.11.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING:

The House just passed the Epstein Files Transparency Act, 427-1.

Republican Clay Higgins was the lone 'no' vote.

18.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1599    πŸ” 382    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 79

Mike Johnson is a pedophile.

18.11.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good, I hope he gets so angry a blood vessel in his brain explodes.

18.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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