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Could we try this with America?

a young boy wearing a purple northwestern basketball jersey is crying . ALT: a young boy wearing a purple northwestern basketball jersey is crying .

CLOSE THE MARKET!

#SPY #DJI #QQQ

Congrats, Mark.
Do us proud. 🇨🇦

#cdnpoli

you were like a brother to me. i loved you!

Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

Great, now I need a baby fox. 🤦🏻

Why are these people so aggressively, obscenely stupid?

Better late than never

Friendly reminder to unclench your jaw

Actual footage from yesterdays Canada-USA tariff negotiation:

#TrumpTariffs

"American First" is really "America Alone."

Punxsutawney Phil woke up this morning, took one look at the news, and said “fuck this, I’m going back to sleep.”

He hasn’t accepted any of our PM’s calls since his inauguration. He doesn’t want a solution.

He claims it’s about fentanyl and illegal migrants crossing the border, but less than 1% of that is via Canada.

BTW: the security of the AMERICAN border is the responsibility of AMERICA, not Canada/Mexico.

WHERE ARE THE DEMOCRATS??

…in a crowd.

Comb on Beth, it’s not that bad.

February. Or as we now call it, The Gulf of January.

I'm struck by the near-total failure of leadership across civil society, in a country that fetishizes the concept. Whole sections of leadership books at every bookstore. Named, endowed "leadership" institutes and curricula across higher ed. Awards and special recognition for "leaders." AND YET

And your neighbours wouldn’t be fantasizing about burning down the White House again.

Ignore the bullshit, here’s the truth: While bodies were being pulled from the water, that monster in the White House said black people, brown people, women, transgender men & women, and people with disabilities killed those 67 souls.

That’s what he said. If that doesn’t disgust you, nothing will.

This is advice every dem politician should take to heart.

Don’t sell against the competition.

Sell what you are doing to reduce people’s stress and make their life better

It’s not about what’s wrong with the competition. It’s about what is right with you

oh you hate diversity? homogenize your stock portfolio

Guy can’t even wait until the soldiers’ bodies are cold before he starts shitting on them. 🤦🏻

Maybe we should pass this around to other Canadians … just in case. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.

This kills the fighter jet

Was hoping I wouldn’t have to dust off this gem again.