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I eat grilled aubergine because I can't afford eel.

@theartfulashley.bsky.social

IDK what to put as a display name and now every time I log onto this site it reminds me how badly I wanna eat grilled eel over rice. This is awful, what have I done? I should change it but to WHAT END??? https://linktr.ee/ashleyferguson

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what a nice message to run into on a late night work session, tysm!

31.10.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Excerpt from My Girlfriend the Witch. Top half is a photo collage of clouds and transitions to a more traditional 2d style. Oh and Levi gets a hug and a smooch on the cheek from his girlfriend Latte.

Excerpt from My Girlfriend the Witch. Top half is a photo collage of clouds and transitions to a more traditional 2d style. Oh and Levi gets a hug and a smooch on the cheek from his girlfriend Latte.

Phone cameras are so good now. Cannot believe I got such nice pics from one and not my high end camera. #mixedmedia #graphicnovel #art

30.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Animal crossing splatoon collab where the splatoon villagers aren't octopi but instead squirrels with tentacle hair and as someone who loves octopi villagers and has them all I am incensed.

Animal crossing splatoon collab where the splatoon villagers aren't octopi but instead squirrels with tentacle hair and as someone who loves octopi villagers and has them all I am incensed.

Nintendo hates me. Personally. And I don't even know wtf I did.

30.10.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MikeCappArt | Acrylic on Canvas | 18” x 18” | 2024
#portrait #abstract #texture

27.01.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The idea that we could reliably diagnose Endometriosis from period waste instead of an invasive procedure is exciting but I can't help but feel deeply frustrated that wasn't a serious consideration until now.

28.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, on the topic of poo, I get that when you gotta go you gotta go but I just wish whoever's doing it would go in the green belt not on the wall next to it.

28.10.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of the notable things I have cleaned up from my neighborhood human poop(honestly getting more common), a vibrator, the broken off saw that I threw away today has thrown me the the most.

28.10.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And a red flag for me.

27.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TOLKIEN: So then Turin, upon realizing he fucked his sister, killed himself. His father, broken by the tortures of Satan and mad with grief… Stop sobbing, boy.

CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.

TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...

26.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 849    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6

Sweet! Been in the mood to re-read!

27.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel bad Haunted Hotel didn't come out when I was a teen. Was unironically obsessed with Abaddon as a kid. Had a whole comic about them I drew bits and pieces of at like 12.

27.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to make a savory cake. I need to know if it can be done. If it has been done. But all I get are recipes for meat pies and those? Are not cake. I am talking like costco sheet cake but savory style.

26.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sexy Debbie from Invincible cartoon vs the comic

25.10.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ngl would prolly fall for the Substance. Not to stay young but to never stop working.

25.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Classic batman behavior.

24.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda wanna Disneybound 3 Ninjas.

24.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"They call him a cubist but I didn't see a single square." 0/10

23.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I'm not the only one who's world was just shook good.

23.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like a blessing everytime someone tells me about their blorbos. Never stop sharing.

23.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you love your grand kids go all out on your 67th birthday this year. You owe it to them.

23.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People really sleep on the miracle that is a freezer.

22.10.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh there's actual music in it? God I need to look into Alien Stage.

22.10.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I'm gonna loose a few people in my life cause my mind is legit blanking- Ah! Nevermind remembered Carmilla. ☺️

(Tbf my babe has a huge castlevania collection and so I see a wall of Draculas every morning)

21.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know I needed this until I saw it. :'O

21.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfollowed another activist group because they cannot stop posting ai slop. I get that ppl want eyes on important shit but I promise you there are artist that will do art for free for you. I know because I'm one! Yes, yes, I know exposure isn't payment but charity is different from a job.

21.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's so true! I have been fortunate enough to make enough money doing what I love to have a pretty great life and my social media numbers have always been ass. There are so many ways to "make it" as a creative.

20.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Polyvinyl alien figure vs rubbing alchohol

Polyvinyl alien figure vs rubbing alchohol

Conducting an experiment.

20.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meow?

19.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everytime I'm told something about Palworld I cannot tell if I am being messed with or not. Crafting SSRI's to cure your pals depression is real.

19.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She wouldn't even have the fish and chip shops she crows about if it weren't for the immigrants she seems to hate so much.

18.10.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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