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Dan Elsewhere

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My hovercraft is full of eels!

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This is the very essence of overthinking.

06.01.2026 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Maia Sandu, Moldovaโ€™s pro-Western president, cements power after the party she founded wins election Moldovaโ€™s pro-Western President Maia Sandu has led her country toward European Union integration. Her Party of Action and Solidarity, founded in 2016, won a decisive victory on Sunday, overcoming pro-...

A little good news.

30.09.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pete Hegseth to overhaul US military lawyers in effort to relax rules of war The defense secretary has empowered his lawyer Tim Parlatore to remake the judge advocate generalโ€™s corps

Make atrocities great again!

13.03.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, what?

08.03.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My GF always say, "OK, I have to go get squished." I hope your squishing went smoothly.

11.02.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Todayโ€™s front page of the largest newspaper in Quebec, Canada and they nailed it ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฏ

04.02.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30096    ๐Ÿ” 7282    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 768    ๐Ÿ“Œ 471
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โ€˜Dear, did you say pastry?โ€™: meet the โ€˜AI grannyโ€™ driving scammers up the wall Daisyโ€™s dithering frustrates phone fraudsters and wastes time they could be using to scam real people

AI vs scammers. Hee.
www.theguardian.com/money/2025/f...

04.02.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At face value, it looks like this judgment corrected a serious underpayment that the city forced on the original owner.

30.01.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Three Rocks From Bill Griffith, the acclaimed creator of Zippy the Pinhead, comes a history of comics as told through the life story of Ernie Bushmiller and his iconic comic strip Nancy. Winner, Eisner Award for ...

Well, it's a Nancy convergence. First I discovered Bill Griffith's "Three Rocks," about the life of Ernie Bushmiller and his muse, Nancy. Then I stumbled onto the Nancy fan page at @nancycomics.bsky.socialโ€ฌ . The universe speaks in mysterious ways, don't it... store.abramsbooks.com/products/thr...

30.01.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Revealed: Microsoft deepened ties with Israeli military to provide tech support during Gaza war Leaked documents shed light on how Israel integrated the US tech giant into its war effort to meet a growing demand for cloud and AI tools

Future XBox games will have a sniper mode where players can shoot running children in the head for extra points.

23.01.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find that to be verging on magic. I can't imagine extracting enough useful heat from 5 degree air, but there it is. Anthropomorphizing, I guess. I say it's freezing, the heat pump says ooh, lookit all that heat!

22.01.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been utterly and completely defeated by a duvet. I would sooner try to build a ship in a Klein bottle than stuff one of these.

21.01.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yah, include your SSN and mother's maiden name to ensure the payment is credited properly.

21.01.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one can deny that he was a fellow of infinite jest.

21.01.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This would make for a great pad of sticky notes. Just sayin'.

20.01.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who was that bozo who said "maybe we'll have a snowless winter!"

Oh, never mind. It was me.

19.01.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone who thinks they hate Brussels sprouts should try them roasted. A kind friend should prepare the sprouts and them serve them up with optional balsamic glaze or drizzle.

16.01.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Napa cabbage has joined the chat.

16.01.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜Solar Mamas empower our people by giving them electricityโ€™: the women lighting up Zanzibar Women with little to no formal education trained to become solar technicians, transforming villages and tackling patriarchal norms

This is by far the most wonderful story I've read all week. I'll be linking to it in tomorrow's newsletter.

I haven't seen it get too much attention so I'm sharing it here as well.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

16.01.2025 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2053    ๐Ÿ” 590    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43
Heat Electric - Creature Comforts (1990, UK)
YouTube video by DJ 3lectrical Heat Electric - Creature Comforts (1990, UK)

More Aardman brilliance.
youtu.be/fBJ6pixLHtc?...

16.01.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shein: Inside the Chinese factories fuelling the company's success Workers making clothes for the fast fashion giant tell the BBC they labour for up to 75 hours a week.

The truth about your $12 dress.
www.bbc.com/news/article...

15.01.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe it was the news of Brill Allcroft's death a few weeks ago, but I CANNOT get the theme from Thomas the Tank Engine out of my head.

13.01.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jolly No-Face, Calcifer and soot sprite painted Limpet shell

Jolly No-Face, Calcifer and soot sprite painted Limpet shell

Little painted Ghibli inspired limpet shell with Calcifer too

Little painted Ghibli inspired limpet shell with Calcifer too

When on holiday, I do a lot of sun dodging (as a card-carrying ginger) & can often be found defiling shells or pebbles with silly nonsense. These are limpets that I swore looked like No-Face, so I en-Ghiblied themโ€ฆ

Theyโ€™re on sale in me shopโ€ฆ

ko-fi.com/dippyfish/sh...

#ghibli #mhhsbd #bsnm

12.01.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He definitely sticked the landing.

11.01.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations, you're an influencer! I looked at this post this morning and made a shabbier, less photogenic version of this. It was delicious. It was also the first time I ever successfully poached an egg. Achievement unlocked!

11.01.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Outrageous! I am NOT a corporate monopoly!

10.01.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PERFECT. Of all the rapacious corporate monopolies Lucas could have sold to... Also, for the record, your body is giving good advice.

10.01.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Macyโ€™s is closing 66 locations. See if your store is on the list | CNN Business Macyโ€™s is closing several dozen stores as part of a previously announced turnaround plan to save the beleaguered retailer.

"Go-forward stores" sounds like something a toddler would say, and I am not responding positively at all. One wonders if this is how their brains actually process language, or whether their culture requires speaking like insecure, pompous functionaries. Source: www.cnn.com/2025/01/10/b... #corpspeak

10.01.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'The company is โ€œclosing underproductive Macyโ€™s stores to allow us to focus our resources and prioritize investments in our goโ€“forward stores, where customers are already responding positively to better product offerings and elevated service,โ€ Spring said.'

10.01.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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