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Ryan Kallberg

@absinthetics.bsky.social

here exclusively to post bad takes on DAS BOOT

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“Wool for bricks or ore” Zohran-font style

“Wool for bricks or ore” Zohran-font style

09.11.2025 04:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do I want to go see Built To Spill by myself? Like, completely solo? Is that sad?

09.11.2025 04:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...

A POSSIBLE violation of the First Amendment? POSSIBLE?

Look I am the last person to advocate for prayer as a means to effect anything, but I’m pretty sure telling people they can’t is something of a no-no.

blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...

09.11.2025 04:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Opinion | Actually, don’t let them eat cake

08.11.2025 12:20 — 👍 1406    🔁 233    💬 30    📌 5

They should invent a California where you can afford to live

08.11.2025 03:56 — 👍 2959    🔁 324    💬 73    📌 25

There are a lot of shit days, it’s true, but once in a while you get to hear that a relative beat cancer, so there’s that as well.

07.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

November means it’s that time of year again: that time when I pore over the Barnes & Noble list of Criterion titles before regretfully clicking the ‘empty cart’ button.

07.11.2025 07:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t you think he looks tired?

07.11.2025 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What does the richest man in the world want with another trillion dollars? Nothing if not to rule. If billionaires shouldn’t be, someone with the power of a billionaire a thousand times over qualifies as an existential threat.

07.11.2025 02:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

07.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 8663    🔁 2325    💬 145    📌 395
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I'm not sure why the sandwich jury is still deliberating but if they wait till after lunch tomorrow to deliver their verdict they have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

05.11.2025 22:48 — 👍 239    🔁 37    💬 10    📌 3

I don’t regret not living in NYC (though I sometimes regret NEVER living in NYC), but I’d have liked to have a chance to vote for Mamdani. Hopefully he’s a harbinger and not a one-off.

05.11.2025 15:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

WOOOOOOO gunpowder treason day baby

05.11.2025 10:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh Yeah GIF ALT: Oh Yeah GIF

shorter election analysis

05.11.2025 04:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The state of California kindly invites the fascists’ gerrymander power play to get wrecked.

05.11.2025 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I think you mean EXHILARATING.

05.11.2025 02:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For a big part of my life I would have said Prop 50 was a bad idea. Fairness matters, I thought.

Fairness matters less when the other side’s a bunch of Nazis. Sometimes you gotta kick the gerrymandering opposition in the junk. And rules aren’t rules when only one side plays by them.

Go vote!

04.11.2025 08:22 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

For a big part of my life I would have said Prop 50 was a bad idea. Fairness matters, I thought.

Fairness matters less when the other side’s a bunch of Nazis. Sometimes you gotta kick the gerrymandering opposition in the junk. And rules aren’t rules when only one side plays by them.

Go vote!

04.11.2025 08:22 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Finally saw episode 3 of THE LAST OF US so I’ll just be over here on the couch ugly crying for a while.

04.11.2025 07:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Assault With A Deadly Sandwich with a Hard Salami enhancement.

04.11.2025 05:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

03.11.2025 23:50 — 👍 6406    🔁 1239    💬 41    📌 36

Good has a lot of enemies. Frankly, it’s not surprising that good never seems to get anything done.

04.11.2025 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Johnson threatening us with a good time.

03.11.2025 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk . ALT: a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk .

Well, THAT sucks.

03.11.2025 17:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How kind of whoever was holding you at gunpoint to allow you to submit your review.

02.11.2025 13:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I take it a baseball happened.

02.11.2025 05:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

October movie the 28th is SUSPIRIA (Guadagnino flavor).

I mean …

… witches, man. Witches.

01.11.2025 09:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

October! Movie! 27! is WOLF MAN, about a family torn apart by lycanthropy. I found it middling - but at least it doesn’t waste any time.

01.11.2025 06:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hmm. Should I watch SINISTER, or something scientifically proven to be less scary?

01.11.2025 04:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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