Nich (they/them)

Don't worry, bro is going to school for accounting. The mini's budget is going to be tight and balanced. 🙏

We all thought the tail pipe fuckers were human, until they weren't. 😔 That's real prejudice.

🟩:
•Cute
•Goofy
•Nerd
•Plays Warhammer
🟥:
•Plays Yu-Gi-Oh
•Plays Warhammer
•Lives far away...

Look.

I matched with a babe who has a World Eater team.

He showed me his team! Better than a nude-

I just had someone send me a dick pic, looks normal. Then I notice the internal area of the tip is pixelated. It isn't like a porn censor, it is a diy phone edit.

What are you hiding?

This really solidified a type for me as a child. It was the obvious clue, in hindsight, to being gay. 😂

What? You don't want them to discover the toxic reality of parasocial relationships or the tenuous nature of celebrity? 😅

a figurine of a knight is grinding coffee ALT: a figurine of a knight is grinding coffee

RIBBON ISN'T GENDER LOCKED?!? I didn't want to have to buy the fft remake rn but–

This got a genuine laugh out of me. Thank you

Guys, I am still thinking about Twin Peaks. I am worried there is something wrong with my brain.

Some how the conversation turned to failing but accepting it. I joked about falling, aka tasting concrete.

As I was saying that, a kid then crashes out over the same door.

Andrew, side eyeing me, implying that I was casually saying curb stomp a child. 😂 I lost it. Nothing could be salvaged.

Booties being tickled = Pissed off over nothing

Today I laughed, waaaay too loudly, because a friend said
"These people over here are getting their booty tickled."

The disappointment I felt when I then see an older guy yelling and flailing, because a door was locked AND no booties getting tickled.

🎀 Breed'em piggies 😈
Take'm out for a random fight and slaughter your own piggie teammates, get that prized blue ribbon. Just make sure to still win the fight 😉

Hey those pigs have some of the best common item poaches.

🙏 Chantage and Ribbon OP 🎀

Aliens 💀💀💀 no right to be this accurate.

Aah yes, we should trust porn sites with our address, full name, license number, photo and more personal info. Nothing could possibly get leaked... Or tracked.

Save the children, but don't keep parents accountable for their own children.

HB2112's influence is happening. Several porn sites are now asking for government IDs to verify gooning.

Also that's sick as hell. Don't worry bro, you're built. Plus you got through that as an 8 year old and all your body building work now, you got this- 👏

You can't be autism-maxxxing. Please leave some for the rest of us! 😭 I still need to get another booster

People are fucking weird and stupid. I am doing my normal walk.

Why you gotta be aggressive?

Walking home, a white hummer truck honks at a car that is parked with their hazards on. Then they proceed to drive up to me and flash their high beams at me. They sit there, only a few feet away from me, blocking the intersection. I stood there until they drove away, to slowly three point turn.

I am sitting at a table by myself, playing Rhythm XD.

There is a table with five people to my right. I am sitting on a long wooden bench that is shared with only one man.

I hear a solid fart and feel the vibration. Bro fucking ripping ass amongst the conversation. 💀 Bruuuuh

Hahahaha ooooh damn, I knew I was worried about how trash it was but now I feel like I gotta see it. 😂

I saw how dumb the forecast for Tie-Dye was and decided NOPE

That's not how I'll let my event be handled. I'm buying a bunch of Rit dye and supplementing it myself.

Would be cool for them to comp me but we'll see.

Every movie I like has a perfect Rotten Tomatoes score in my heart.

How many Labubu do I need on my crossbody bag before I become a hoarder?

Unsurprising to no one, Tie-Dye Day had to be rescheduled due to heat.

I foreshadowed this weeks ago. 😔

The music is possibly the best part, other than the fight bullet dodge.

Hey, I don't want to be conspiratorial but is the Venezuela situation another '90-'00s Middle East?

Coincidence it has the "largest known oil reserves," or am I seeing connections out of nothing?