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to be clear here, this isnโ€™t what i think is the BEST reeves film, it is just my personal favorite โ€” the one that i regularly rewatch. it is his directorial debut, MAN OF TAI CHI, where he plays the villain

10.08.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1169    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 183    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

To me, MAN OF TAI CHI was the culmination of a lot of his post-Matrix/pre-Wick work, where he channeled his trademark Stoicism (or "woodenness", if you're a dull 90s critic) into callousness, and it worked.

"You owe me a life."

10.08.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey wait a sec is the law and itโ€™s application actually this very fluid thing that just bends around the question of what decision will protect the most wealth of the most wealthy people at this particular moment

09.08.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 151    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just a reminder again that we were told over and over that a 13 year old downloading a Limp Bizkit mp3 was an existential threat to society

09.08.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3159    ๐Ÿ” 978    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

I love this stuff. Had a lot of old Dragon Magazine issues in the 90s and occasionally you'd get an article e.g. "if you bring a dead king back to life after a century, is he King again?" or "what if the local druid circle increases the kingdom's crop yields in exchange for protecting forest land?"

09.08.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Collections: Life, Work, Death and the Peasant, Part I: Households This is the first post in a series discussing the basic contours of life โ€“ birth, marriage, labor, subsistence, death โ€“ of pre-modern peasants and their families. Prior to the industriaโ€ฆ

But seriously this series is both extremely good and should be *instantly* understood as "this is why You Actually Don't Hate Modernity As Much As You Think."
acoup.blog/2025/07/11/c...

09.08.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

(seriously fantasy worlds should do a lot more integration of their fantasy & magic elements into things like birth control, martial aids, baby formula, medicine, crop & human fertility, etc, as well as agricultural & manufacturing labor, these things are *important* liberalizers!)

09.08.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 121    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

On the plus side, it reinforces the idea that fantasy world builders often focus over much on the exciting (often male coded) stuff of violence and kingship when they should really be thinking about, idk, the role of alchemists and mages in manufacturing baby formula and boosting crop fertility.

09.08.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Basically every single piece @bretdevereaux.bsky.social does about realistic discussion of historical (especially peasant) life has me just going "you know, for constructed fantasy worlds, historical accuracy is actually stupid and this is something of a checklist of How Not To Get a Nightmare."

09.08.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 127    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I did love the climax when Odysseus is shooting suitors and his arrows hit with such force they're knocked back into the walls!

09.08.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god please lead to more hilarious outcomes like the last time where Indigenous Canadians built more housing and pissed off NIMBYs

09.08.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 787    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Review - FREAKIER FRIDAY (2025)
YouTube video by moviebob Review - FREAKIER FRIDAY (2025)

No idea why but the algo seemed to BURY this weeks review โ˜น๏ธ any shares would be appreciated (longer videos for other series take longer ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ)
youtu.be/IeN3dS7e8bo?...

09.08.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

People should not be asked to write things nobody will read, unless it is an exercise in self reflection. And I don't think that's really what we're talking about here

09.08.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I disagree.

What makes a document passable is acceptance by others for some purpose.

if an LLM generated document is acceptable it means that truth, accuracy, or originality were not requirements; or possibly that nobody read it at all, and the only requirement was that it exist

09.08.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I call this the reverse Turing Test. If an LLM is producing something passable, it doesn't mean the tool is intelligent, it means humans were being asked to write something meaningless

09.08.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 391    ๐Ÿ” 113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not

09.08.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11514    ๐Ÿ” 2166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 156    ๐Ÿ“Œ 119
A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

09.08.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40558    ๐Ÿ” 5635    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1216    ๐Ÿ“Œ 479
A children's book by Mo Willems titled "I Really Like Slop!", with an illustration of a pig in a chef's hat holding a bowl of green goop with flies around it and an elephant looking disgusted in the background

A children's book by Mo Willems titled "I Really Like Slop!", with an illustration of a pig in a chef's hat holding a bowl of green goop with flies around it and an elephant looking disgusted in the background

aw that's nice, my library got some books for when the AI founders drop by

08.08.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1404    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

After the war, it launches the Mecha Race between the US and USSR who have both captured German mecha and engineers.

08.08.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Intense battles in Normandy between U.S grunts and Nazi mecha, but they only ever build two dozen mecha and each one costs as much as a hundred 88s and results in a division in the East not getting ammo

08.08.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 267    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Writing a alternate WW2 thriller series where the Axis invests even more heavily in terrifying superweapons and as a result Berlin falls in winter 1944 because the actual ROI is terrible

08.08.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 648    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Measles was eradicated with the vaccine, which is 97% effective at preventing measles.

Antivaxxers are the ones keeping people sick for profit.

08.08.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1020    ๐Ÿ” 360    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
The Delian Tomb - Episode 02 #drawsteel
YouTube video by Matthew Colville The Delian Tomb - Episode 02 #drawsteel

The Delian Tomb playthrough PART TWO!!

youtu.be/XLDruzcEk0A?...

07.08.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still remember the Showcase channel in Canada advertising its uncut evening movies with the line-up scene from THE USUAL SUSPECTS, with each actor in turn saying:

"Gimme the keys, you--"

weird voice: "--FUZZY SOCK SUCKER."

08.08.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œVisit all your favorite states. Delsware. Manytand. Mississipo. And who can forget sunny West Wiginaโ€

08.08.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 660    ๐Ÿ” 185    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
simpsons don't make me tap the sign meme. 
panel 1
bus driver: don't make me tap the sign.
panel 2
bus driver taps sign that reads "asking for help is a positive social skill"

simpsons don't make me tap the sign meme. panel 1 bus driver: don't make me tap the sign. panel 2 bus driver taps sign that reads "asking for help is a positive social skill"

librarians everywhere

08.08.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3606    ๐Ÿ” 982    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

โ€œI am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einsteinโ€™s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.โ€ -stephen j. gould

07.08.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 406    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

07.08.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11552    ๐Ÿ” 2858    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
CEOs are hugely expensive. Why not automate them?

CEOs are hugely expensive. Why not automate them?

Some union, please make this demand at the next contract bargaining!

06.08.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 807    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Bringing this back now that #DrawSteel is out

07.08.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 206    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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