Jay! He's from around here. Great Governor.
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Eastern Washington, but sane.
Jay! He's from around here. Great Governor.
10.02.2026 00:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Caleb. Whoa.
21.12.2025 04:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Until we get the full Epstein files, we'll have to rely on reported island guests. From the Cleveland Plain Dealer, March 16, 2006:
18.11.2025 05:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you're paying for a streaming service and you still get commercials, you should get whatever is advertised for free.
17.10.2025 15:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spurrks
22.09.2025 03:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was he vaccinated?
11.09.2025 14:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How do you get one of them there hashtags to trend? #nomorerepublicans
22.07.2025 04:21 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Truth.
17.07.2025 18:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spanish names rule.
12.06.2025 04:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's Joan vs. Bette, except they're both Shia LaBeouf.
06.06.2025 15:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no, Oasis is breaking up again.
06.06.2025 05:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#HappyMothersDay Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers of the world. To the great mothers, like mine, and the bad mothers, like Shaft.
11.05.2025 15:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βThe pope will be from Chicagoβ sounds like an 1880s Republicanβs dire prediction for if we donβt stop Irish immigration
08.05.2025 17:26 β π 13287 π 2917 π¬ 7 π 71A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
19.04.2025 13:45 β π 34851 π 6757 π¬ 390 π 331The Quilted Northern company repurposed the song We Built This City as a toilet paper jingle and now it's a far better song.
19.04.2025 17:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π¦
05.04.2025 02:31 β π 20506 π 3212 π¬ 479 π 242"All of my activities with your Mom are sensitive."
01.03.2025 05:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You all understand the assignment.
Failure is not an option, internet. π
How, by returning a Cybertruck?
28.02.2025 04:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Text
Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you donβt know how anything works.
15.02.2025 05:53 β π 12818 π 4021 π¬ 254 π 298This is just embarrassing.
06.02.2025 04:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weed: Letβs make brownies
Cocaine: WE SHOULD START OUR OWN RECORD LABEL
"She looks more like him than I do."
27.12.2024 02:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The simple reason why I dislike Donald Trump is because heβs everything I was taught not to be as a child growing up in school and church.
21.11.2024 16:43 β π 343 π 47 π¬ 21 π 3The American public and the Senate Judiciary Committee deserve to see the Matt Gaetz report.
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