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Mike Hernandez

@lpstd1.bsky.social

Eastern Washington, but sane.

92 Followers  |  239 Following  |  24 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.5062

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Jay! He's from around here. Great Governor.

10.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caleb. Whoa.

21.12.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Until we get the full Epstein files, we'll have to rely on reported island guests. From the Cleveland Plain Dealer, March 16, 2006:

18.11.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're paying for a streaming service and you still get commercials, you should get whatever is advertised for free.

17.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spurrks

22.09.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was he vaccinated?

11.09.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We're All Gonna Get Laid
YouTube video by Foot Brawler We're All Gonna Get Laid

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOD0...

30.08.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you get one of them there hashtags to trend? #nomorerepublicans

22.07.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truth.

17.07.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spanish names rule.

12.06.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Joan vs. Bette, except they're both Shia LaBeouf.

06.06.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, Oasis is breaking up again.

06.06.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#HappyMothersDay Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers of the world. To the great mothers, like mine, and the bad mothers, like Shaft.

11.05.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

08.05.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13287    πŸ” 2917    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 71
A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

19.04.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 34851    πŸ” 6757    πŸ’¬ 390    πŸ“Œ 331

The Quilted Northern company repurposed the song We Built This City as a toilet paper jingle and now it's a far better song.

19.04.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🐦

05.04.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 20506    πŸ” 3212    πŸ’¬ 479    πŸ“Œ 242

"All of my activities with your Mom are sensitive."

01.03.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You all understand the assignment.

Failure is not an option, internet. πŸš€

28.02.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 543    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 7

How, by returning a Cybertruck?

28.02.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.

15.02.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12818    πŸ” 4021    πŸ’¬ 254    πŸ“Œ 298

This is just embarrassing.

06.02.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weed: Let’s make brownies
Cocaine: WE SHOULD START OUR OWN RECORD LABEL

28.12.2024 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 626    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 9

"She looks more like him than I do."

27.12.2024 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The simple reason why I dislike Donald Trump is because he’s everything I was taught not to be as a child growing up in school and church.

21.11.2024 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 343    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

The American public and the Senate Judiciary Committee deserve to see the Matt Gaetz report.

Repost if you agree.

16.11.2024 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8170    πŸ” 3777    πŸ’¬ 163    πŸ“Œ 92

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