@lpstd1.bsky.social
Eastern Washington, but sane.
If you're paying for a streaming service and you still get commercials, you should get whatever is advertised for free.
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Spurrks
22.09.2025 03:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was he vaccinated?
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How do you get one of them there hashtags to trend? #nomorerepublicans
22.07.2025 04:21 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Truth.
17.07.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spanish names rule.
12.06.2025 04:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's Joan vs. Bette, except they're both Shia LaBeouf.
06.06.2025 15:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no, Oasis is breaking up again.
06.06.2025 05:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#HappyMothersDay Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers of the world. To the great mothers, like mine, and the bad mothers, like Shaft.
11.05.2025 15:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
19.04.2025 13:45 — 👍 33308 🔁 6306 💬 386 📌 321The Quilted Northern company repurposed the song We Built This City as a toilet paper jingle and now it's a far better song.
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05.04.2025 02:31 — 👍 20610 🔁 3227 💬 487 📌 244"All of my activities with your Mom are sensitive."
01.03.2025 05:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You all understand the assignment.
Failure is not an option, internet. 🚀
How, by returning a Cybertruck?
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Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.
15.02.2025 05:53 — 👍 12866 🔁 4050 💬 256 📌 298This is just embarrassing.
06.02.2025 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Weed: Let’s make brownies
Cocaine: WE SHOULD START OUR OWN RECORD LABEL
"She looks more like him than I do."
27.12.2024 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The simple reason why I dislike Donald Trump is because he’s everything I was taught not to be as a child growing up in school and church.
21.11.2024 16:43 — 👍 344 🔁 47 💬 21 📌 3The American public and the Senate Judiciary Committee deserve to see the Matt Gaetz report.
Repost if you agree.
And my all-time classic:
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers of the world. To the great mothers, like mine, and the bad mothers, like Shaft.
In attendance at tonight's #DNCConvention are several multi-racial people who, like me, were told at least once, "look, you can only be one or the other, you can't be both."
15.11.2024 21:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This sounds like the plot of Rod Stewart's "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
Trump: Elon Musk, lots of jobs leaving. Nobody even calls him to try and get him to stay. I would have been on him. I would have said, let's have lunch. Let's have dinner, and then let's have breakfast the following morning.
