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@reijack.bsky.social

Extremely evil goth gay, Genderquantum, He/She/They, the one your youth pastor warned you about. Wargaming Noob, terrible painter, average hobbyist, ask me about One Page Rules if you dare.

38 Followers  |  153 Following  |  116 Posts  |  Joined: 09.09.2023  |  1.87

Latest posts by reijack.bsky.social on Bluesky

HMS Hoodie

06.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe that the economic health of the nation can be easily gauged by the size and quality of the Burger King coupon flyers

04.02.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed, Nacht Der Untoten is still an absolute classic

03.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got detention for reading a book a few times, just gave me more time to read lmao

03.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SORRY I'VE BEEN SO QUIET HERE'S WHAT I'VE BEEN UP TO LATELY

30.01.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this was satire oh my goddddd

27.01.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool!

23.01.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How did you do that scuffed cardboard effect?

23.01.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a headcanon that Aki was a Sentai protagonist who beat her Big Bad and then settled down and had kids

22.01.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should've gone to specsavers

20.01.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean if anyone could do it....

15.01.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That conning tower just keeps going and going and going

14.01.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Real "which one of you motherfuckers ate my sandwich" energy

14.01.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would LOVE to hear their logic behind this one lol

13.01.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're a fool Jessie, they're gonna slaughter you with the rest of 'em; snitches never prosper

09.01.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, what a place to build it lmao

09.01.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You absolute demon

07.01.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All these airbrush painting tip videos on youtube telling me that properly mixed paint should be the consistency of skim milk but I've been drinking whole milk for most of my life and have no idea what skim milk looks like -___-

06.01.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OH my GOD

04.01.2026 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who says it's a good thing? Everyone I've heard about it from says it's a bad thing.
Care as little as possible, and as much as necessary

03.01.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Potatoes.
Are.
Fruit.

03.01.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's a success of bluesky's feed system that when I see a bunch of people talking about some major political event I have no idea what they're on about
Guys I think I'm on the way to defeating the doomscroll

03.01.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.

31.12.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2910    πŸ” 1137    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 53

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps:

- It’s β€˜voilΓ ,’ not β€˜wallah!’
- It’s β€˜a lot,’ not β€˜alot.’
- It’s β€˜further ado,’ not β€˜farther adieu.’
- It’s β€˜flesh out,’ not β€˜flush out.’
- It’s β€˜sneak peek,’ not β€˜sneak peak.’

No worries if not!!!

30.12.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3194    πŸ” 654    πŸ’¬ 286    πŸ“Œ 189

The wraparound shades are PEAK

01.01.2026 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nahhh dis is Da Red Gobbo! Look 'em up, ya won't regret it!

27.12.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The seige engineer in her lil glasses omgggg

24.12.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, these are pretty good, I shall add them to my collection

24.12.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait you sculpt minis? Where can I find them?

24.12.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yessss come in I have two whole braincells

23.12.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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