HMS Hoodie
06.02.2026 16:46 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@reijack.bsky.social
Extremely evil goth gay, Genderquantum, He/She/They, the one your youth pastor warned you about. Wargaming Noob, terrible painter, average hobbyist, ask me about One Page Rules if you dare.
HMS Hoodie
06.02.2026 16:46 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I believe that the economic health of the nation can be easily gauged by the size and quality of the Burger King coupon flyers
04.02.2026 14:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Agreed, Nacht Der Untoten is still an absolute classic
03.02.2026 17:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got detention for reading a book a few times, just gave me more time to read lmao
03.02.2026 17:24 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SORRY I'VE BEEN SO QUIET HERE'S WHAT I'VE BEEN UP TO LATELY
30.01.2026 04:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought this was satire oh my goddddd
27.01.2026 18:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cool!
23.01.2026 14:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How did you do that scuffed cardboard effect?
23.01.2026 14:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have a headcanon that Aki was a Sentai protagonist who beat her Big Bad and then settled down and had kids
22.01.2026 22:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Should've gone to specsavers
20.01.2026 21:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean if anyone could do it....
15.01.2026 03:55 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That conning tower just keeps going and going and going
14.01.2026 19:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Real "which one of you motherfuckers ate my sandwich" energy
14.01.2026 18:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would LOVE to hear their logic behind this one lol
13.01.2026 18:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're a fool Jessie, they're gonna slaughter you with the rest of 'em; snitches never prosper
09.01.2026 23:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Man, what a place to build it lmao
09.01.2026 17:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You absolute demon
07.01.2026 23:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All these airbrush painting tip videos on youtube telling me that properly mixed paint should be the consistency of skim milk but I've been drinking whole milk for most of my life and have no idea what skim milk looks like -___-
06.01.2026 14:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OH my GOD
04.01.2026 09:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who says it's a good thing? Everyone I've heard about it from says it's a bad thing.
Care as little as possible, and as much as necessary
Potatoes.
Are.
Fruit.
I think it's a success of bluesky's feed system that when I see a bunch of people talking about some major political event I have no idea what they're on about
Guys I think I'm on the way to defeating the doomscroll
Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.
31.12.2025 14:40 β π 2910 π 1137 π¬ 27 π 53We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps:
- Itβs βvoilΓ ,β not βwallah!β
- Itβs βa lot,β not βalot.β
- Itβs βfurther ado,β not βfarther adieu.β
- Itβs βflesh out,β not βflush out.β
- Itβs βsneak peek,β not βsneak peak.β
No worries if not!!!
The wraparound shades are PEAK
01.01.2026 07:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nahhh dis is Da Red Gobbo! Look 'em up, ya won't regret it!
27.12.2025 17:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The seige engineer in her lil glasses omgggg
24.12.2025 15:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow, these are pretty good, I shall add them to my collection
24.12.2025 02:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait you sculpt minis? Where can I find them?
24.12.2025 01:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yessss come in I have two whole braincells
23.12.2025 18:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0