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Lizzie C

@narwhalian.bsky.social

Wastrel. Cat lady. Portland.

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MY BOBSLEIGH LADIES SLEIGHED AND TAKE HOME GOLD AND BRONZE,!!! πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‰

Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!!

Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!

16.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2288    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 31

where are the pairs skaters brave enough to set a routine to Michael Giacchino’s score for Star Trek (2009) and wear little spandex starfleet uniforms

17.02.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the kind of post-death shenanigan to which I aspire.

08.02.2026 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s about goddamn time.

03.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But they’re the good kind of foreigners! The ones who come spend money and then leave! No pesky conundrums about β€œrights” and β€œcompassion” and whatnot!

03.02.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m no tinhatter, but even I find it very suspicious Epstein’s lawyers met with Manhattan federal prosecutors to discuss Epstein’s possible β€œcooperation” less than two weeks before he died.

03.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We don’t have a great track record here in Portland when it comes to mayors, but this one is actually holding his own.

02.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m having the same issue.

17.11.2024 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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