Mindtonic

Has Musk permanently collared Trump yet or is he still in training?

How irrelevant are the Dallas Cowboys? Mariah Carey’s “One Sweet Day” was at the top of the charts the last time Dallas won a Super Bowl.

Not sure why I’m surprised that the drone conspiracies collided with the Chen trail conspiracies.

I love the taste of kimchi……kimchi burps not so much.

This is what it looks like when the lunch lady hates you

I’m not one to ever give the former congressman from Florida a break, but in fairness, almost the entire internet is joking about this specific murder.

Change the lyrics of Carini to make the song about Luigi. I’ll go first:

That Big Mac that you were eating probably taste like shit.

But I hope the gave you time to finish it

Luigi is the 2024 Mumia Abu-Jamal reboot.

Luigi Mangione will become Gen Z’s equivalent of Leonard Peltier or Mumia Abdul-Jamel.

I’m not that clever

I miss having a “real” dog. I’ve had just about enough of this green pepper house dog

Bought a $30 TV antenna to watch my local sports ball team and it picks up every local station EXCEPT the one local affiliate that routinely broadcasts sports ball.

I used to work hard and play hard. Now I just want to sleep hard.

Round trip complete. Too bad I need to wake up for work in four hours

There is no privilege or sense of entitlement than a college student who hasn’t packed my mid Sunday afternoon so Dad can drive six hours round trip to drop them off at school.

I’m thankful that I don’t have to wash the dishes tonight.

Did she yell “don’t take drugs” as you walked away from the car?

Tortoise shell cat sitting on my lap

Gia almost NEVER sits on my lap.

If you are looking for any reporting about Trump’s tariff announcement on FOX, you won’t find it. It’s not there.

Wait? Your players actually pay attention to what you say? Is that supposed to happen?

Seafood label lists “don’t ask” as an ingredient

Reading labels at the Asian deli

Young me with hair at a the Clifford Ball 1996

Proof that I used to have a full head of hair.

Clifford Ball

There is not enough coffee in the world for this morning.

Has anyone run “Dragons of Drakkenheim” as a West Marches-style campaign? What worked / what didn’t work, and what would you change?

Name a published module or adventure featuring an expensive city sewer map.

I know what I’m reading tonight

I’m a sucker for reading D&D campaign settings books. What are your recommendations for 5e outside of WOTC and KBP?

I love the IDEA of all natural peanut butter, but in PRACTICE I don’t want my peanut butter to have the texture of wet play sand.

Anyone else putting off emptying out a shop vac used to clean up an entire crockpot-full of chicken tortilla soup that their dog pulled off the counter four years ago?

No? Just me? My garage smells amazing.