Draconacticus

Friendships were odd in the olden days. Mostly spent trying to embarrass and sabotage each other's love lives.

Am etruscan shrew is a small animal. Wouldn't make for a very impressive turd size.

Totally, I don't miss those days, nor my hometown. Left and never looked back, but through FB or whatever still have some kind of link back to most of my school year.

Just a few people I wish had stayed in touch and have just evaporated. Maybe I should take that as a hint 🤔

Well, he is rock n roll royalty.

Witness protection?

Became a nun?

Fritzl basement dweller?

I know where the wronguns ended up from our year, but there was some gooduns that just vanished.

None of us know why.

So strange.

a little girl in a white shirt is going down an orange slide ALT: a little girl in a white shirt is going down an orange slide

Does everyone else have friends who just completely vanished after you left school... no contact with anyone, no social media presence ever?

Did you ever find out why?

Violent speech, apparently 🤷

A beautiful Gloucestershire stile resplendent with decorative reinforced steel top bar.

My folks have got a public right of way across their orchard.

Someone last week cut the top bar off all the stiles, presumably to make them easier to traverse.

Dad's just replaced them all with 3x2 steel beams 😆

Best of luck cutting through those, cheeky fuck!

At the Swimming Baths for youngest's lesson.

33C.

Indoors.

They may just be right.

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Should be law that every car park MUST have the capability to pay by cash or card.

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The bill eliminates the $200 registration fee for gun silencers, short-barreled rifles, short-barreled shotguns & other easily concealable guns (that actually goes towards registering, background checks, etc)

It adds fees for dialysis patients to be able to receive necessary treatment to stay alive

If i had two of those fans I would have put a blowy in our sash window.

Yes. Was drawing cold air in from outside the kids' south facing window, our bedroom window on north side of house was open.

without a baffle it won't work well

I favour the suck off outside technique over the blow out your insides method.

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Reason #987 of Why I Love Living in Manchester: it's a tropical paradise

Fluffers?

Don't come running to me when foxes start making love on your face

My forced ventilation MacGyvering... a desk fan clamped to a hole cut in a sheet of insulation taped to the window frame of my kids' bedroom. Should bring in some cooler air!

Vorspringy boingy Technik

Careful. They'll charge you £100 for sending you a love letter.

Through the roof?

It's a long walk, all right, but I fear you may have gone up too many stairs.

No one wears veruca socks these days because of woke.

I bet you feel a right tit

Two is way too young to be dating.

Not my hocus, not my pocus

🎶 You'll always find me with the bichon at parties 🎵

Going to need one hell of a breath mint after that.