Exhausted

My life is just FULL of excitement!

Sorry, I meant excrement. It’s.. full of excrement.

A tweet from Ron Filipkowski saying Trump, Eric, and Don Jr. promised “Made in the USA” phones in August but still have not delivered them, and the claim was scrubbed from the website. Below is a screenshot of an NBC News article titled “The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay.”

Everything is a grift in Trumpworld.

pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no

Got conjunctivitis in my 3rd eye cuz they shit all over my vibe

As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT

Happy birthday!!!!

It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

In the 1950s, an average working man could buy this house, cover the cost of hosting motel guests, and still support a family with a parent at home.

A roll-on anti-aging serum, call it Deolderant

Non-Illinois folks never seem to know this, but Abraham Lincoln wasn’t just president — he was also a noted vampire hunter.

NARRATOR [Morgan Freeman voice]: But they continued robbing him.

I just went “ahhh” softly after sipping Diet Coke..
I..
I have to go into assisted living now, right?

"Thats not the America I know" really? The same America who never labeled the KKK as a terrorist organization? Like to this day?

Me, putting batteries in my lighted wreath: *whispers* her name is A-wreath-a Franklin

A shutdown so we don't pay the Healthcare of non-citizens (which is more preventing the "sorry you're bleeding out, but I really need your SSN card first), but we pay billions for non-citizens to be arrested, held, and deported... math is not mathing

People who are leaving NYC, please post pix of your U-Hauls!

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

We won NJ AND VA!!!!!
And Prop 50 is next!!!
Do you hear that sound — that’s Democracy fighting the fuck back!!!!!

LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social

Cameras out, America. Get it all on video.

Other people have said it, I'll say it too: if you're someone who believes that "SNAP abuse" is a real thing, if you're someone who thinks that we need even tougher, harsher restrictions on SNAP, you are a genuinely, deeply evil person, and I hope truly terrible things happen to you

PSA: Satanic Temple is led by a reactionary, borderline-fascist grifter.

PLEASE do not amplify the claim that they are magically going to feed a big bunch of the WIC/SNAP folks set to go hungry.

At a minimum, that's doing free PR for bad people.

And it potentially gives the impacted false hope.

You should be able to do October all over again if the vibes were off

Dems haven’t been democratic in a while now. Time to rip them out and move towards people who will actually protect what democracy truly is!

Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) declaring he won't call the House of Representatives into session until JANUARY at the earliest, means this isn't a shut-down.
This is a #RepublicanCOUP.

A psychic told me my aura looks like a chalk outline.

17 years old: *drops acid*

55 years old: *drops antacid*

People don't hack into TV networks and forcibly broadcast the truth as much as I thought they would when I was small

Sadly, we no longer live in a functioning democracy.

A sign on a restaurant building that says the soup of the day is bong water

Bong Appetit