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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 29270    πŸ” 12635    πŸ’¬ 594    πŸ“Œ 1618

*Instant flashback to Match Game and Brett Somer’s exceedingly large glasses*

05.02.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This refilled my health

04.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Fold In The Cheese! | Schitt's Creek | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix Fold In The Cheese! | Schitt's Creek | Netflix

Fold in the cheese in rest. πŸ’”

youtu.be/fCVKCUB5w50?...

30.01.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œThe Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” β€”George Orwell (1984)

08.01.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 17688    πŸ” 6637    πŸ’¬ 399    πŸ“Œ 233

I have done this.

08.01.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.

08.01.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8830    πŸ” 4240    πŸ’¬ 312    πŸ“Œ 732

I’ve watched this film when it hit the theater. I’ve watched it several times since. It’s happening in real time every freaking day. It’s more like a documentary at this point.

07.01.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump: LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!

CIA: Oh my god he just ran in

03.01.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
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a woman wearing a pink shirt is sitting in a chair that says " er " on it ALT: a woman wearing a pink shirt is sitting in a chair that says " er " on it

Wow. It sounded very much like someone just set off a bomb in our quiet little neighborhood.

A huge, loud, low frequency boom shook the house. No way a gun could do that. I walked out to see if I saw any smoke or anything, but I didn't. I'm trying to think of what else could make that sound.

03.01.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 0

Make good memories in 2026! For yourself and others. We will survive this national political trauma that is being enforced on us. You can make a lot of good memories in between the bad ones.

01.01.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s true. Everyone- including husband- got a stocking but me. (Ex- husband now)

25.12.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

22.12.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 35109    πŸ” 19864    πŸ’¬ 1668    πŸ“Œ 2083
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A drawing of a cephalopod in a Santa hat hovering over a town, dropping candy.

A drawing of a cephalopod in a Santa hat hovering over a town, dropping candy.

On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.

21.12.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1931    πŸ” 634    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 15

When I was a child, I wanted to marry him.

20.12.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I raised my kids on Speed Racer. They are both upstanding citizens.

20.12.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@hunterw.bsky.social Drinking crappy 12 Days of Christmas coffee with peppermint mocha creamer out of my vintage Rudolph mug - which makes everything tastes better.

20.12.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Oh gosh, I’m not the only one

15.12.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@billcorbett.bsky.social
Coily’s ne’er-do-well cousin.

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Emotionally speaking all my Christmas lights are tangled πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

03.12.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

an advent calendar, but its me opening a box from my garage every day, that have been sitting there since I moved 18 months ago

03.12.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof

02.12.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Time to breakout The Office Christmas episodes.

01.12.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My son is on a beta blocker for that very thing. When he first got LC his resting was 120. Propananol has brought it into the normal range. Sadly his fatigue is not resolving after two years. Doctors say he’s as good as he’s going to get. 26 and applying for disability. LC is evil.

28.11.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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