Spanish North Dakota

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trading kash patel's soul to the Burning Legion for a succubus like I'm a 1920s newsie flipping a nickel at a street vendor for a hot roast beef sandwich

baebladee

trying to relate to people who didn’t listen to every episode of cumtown is a brutal task

Switch or pull-cord?

A baseball cap that says “I love my autistic gi even though her special interest is being mean to me”

This is what Luke Danes’ hat said on the front

I Saw The Friedland Show

It’s not that an AI podcaster could never say “thousand island stare”
It’s that it wouldn’t be funny it if did

McΛυσιστράτη

You can give a mouse a cookie but you can’t make it drink

Very Important

Things just ain’t the same now

Counterpoint:

No more states

I better go out and find some it sounds good

Is it the marshmallow peanut butter cup?

Also the season the trans guy got outed and it was just universally and immediately acknowledged that the guy who did that to him was in the wrong. And the former MLB player who got voted out and his final speech to the camera was “well it’s not even that much money anyway after Obama takes it”

i had a dream where the only place to eat in boise was dutch bros and i asked if they had any gluten free food and they laughed at me

The Day Will Come When You Won’t Be

I think the lickers are coming, dude

Which

They just keep making him sound cooler

This is Martin O’Malley erasure

Watching Moneyball and getting phone anxiety every time Billy Beane makes a call

Both attempted adaptations were big wastes of the source material

The male loneliness epidemic exists solely because fascism and capitalism has made life close to unendurably stressful and young men have not culturally been expected to develop much in the way of emotional functionality. Hang Tate and Rogan and get them all playing baseball, it'll be over in a year