thunk2much

I can't believe that being angry all the time isn't the best way to fix everything.

I want to make something but I have no idea what to make and thinking about it is exhausting nevermind maybe tomorrow

yellow sunflower

miss show off💛🌻

The reason I know I'm too antisocial these days is nobody gives me zucchini, enjoy!

Waking up hungover after having zero drinks is my new jam

I lied and told my boss I was happy to be back

I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf.

“Where?”, she asked

“No. Regular”

I'll try again soon, I keep forgetting there's tools

I feel this too much

It is the best welcome home ever 😍

Gonzo the silver spotted dog looking very happy. There are two bare feet touching his shoulder.

The velcro-dog treatment continues and I don't even mind. Lookit this happy handsome boy. 😍 This ends the vacation that wasn't a vacation that still beat the hell out of going to work.

a cat is standing in a doorway in a bathroom looking at the camera . Alt: a cat is standing in a doorway looking at the camera as she slowly closes the door to hide

The thing about taking some time off from social media is yikes holy shit turn it back off

Thank you on both counts!

15 year old girls are not young women, they are ninth graders who still get car rides from their mom

So many cookies 🤣

Gonzo the silver spotted dog looking at me to make sure I'm still here

Roscoe sleeping against my leg on the couch

Home and my dogs are Velcro! Two weeks is really too long to leave them. 😍

💜😎💜 thank you

I drove all day and still have 4+ hours tomorrow but now I have this great hotel room all to myself and I do not wish you were here

A sketch is propped in a mini easel. It is of a raccoon with an upsidedown ice cream cone on its head, making it resemble a unicorn.

My S pen broke so I had to switch over to old-school.

Anyways, I present the Raccoonicorn 🎉

Gonzo the gray spotted dog lying on a couch with somewhat floppy ears.

Goodness that's a stunning pup! My Gonzo was supposed to be a blue heeler with ears like that. 😍

I don't want to know anything anymore

😍😍😍

Oh we're in the same life pattern, sorry. 💜

The worst part will be everyone asking me how much I enjoyed my vacation when I get back. I feel like I'll be letting them down 🥸

So gorgeous!! 😍

Omg Wilder you're both beautiful ❤️

I'm on "vacation" helping elderly relatives and I'm so tired I'm almost looking forward to going back to my crappy job, send cute animals.

I think it's safe to say my potential is fully squandered by now

You know when a work meeting ends early and your boss says, "I'll give you back your time"? I found out what not to reply is, "What about my soul?"

Photo of Tom Lehrer

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.