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@banterrealism.bsky.social

Wife guy | ‘99 Zoomer | normie presenting | really good at running | If you’re not having fun, you lost

17 Followers  |  26 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.8111

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Banned from r/redscarepod

05.07.2025 02:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you are a parent of a teen boy and you haven’t talked to him about what to do when confronted with internet/ai porn then you are a clown

04.07.2025 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And with some good faith and context clues you can tell when a woke scold is trolling or just being nefarious

03.07.2025 21:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The other mistake is coming at it from a position of authority instead of some place a bit more horizontal

You are not God

03.07.2025 21:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Getting woke scolded is like 98% of the time correct and any negative feeling is just embarrassment. If anything the woke scold’s mistake was being too real too soon

03.07.2025 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love being woke and getting woke scolded

03.07.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’s not even a benefit to us if we file jointly. Stupid stupid stupid

03.07.2025 20:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My wife who’s wanted kids very much this whole time, is now thinking it might not even be possible financially because of all this bullshit going on

03.07.2025 20:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

One time the lady at ULTA showered me with compliments because before I picked up a makeup order for my wife, I made sure she listed me as a designated pick up person online. The lady was overjoyed. This shit is so easy man

03.07.2025 13:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s extremely silly that we present studies finding that eating junk food every day can increase health risks as these insane novel concepts

03.07.2025 11:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s something hilarious about lesbians getting treated like incels when they complain about needing a gf

03.07.2025 10:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes my wife puts a sexy dress on and isn’t even trying to entice me. She just be wearing it like lmao

02.07.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wife and I getting priced out of eating out bruh

02.07.2025 22:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can just be perverted about your wife

02.07.2025 14:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My wife desires this kind of set up every meal

02.07.2025 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

r/redscarepod is fascinating

02.07.2025 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They trying to earnestly debate the incoming data center in my towns subreddit lol

02.07.2025 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Clock it

02.07.2025 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Okay this one is pretty funny

18.06.2025 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My wife is still exploring Reddit, she asked me what the “circle jerk” ending on certain subreddits means

11.06.2025 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m still listening to Danny l harle

11.06.2025 18:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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There’s a trend on tik tok showing screenshots of like a man being rude to girls or something, usually a break up text. This one is interesting- finds the guy creepy for bypassing the algorithm and intentionally trying to find her dating profile

Get off the apps folks

11.06.2025 17:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Need to get her off the phone

11.06.2025 15:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stress over the state of the nation due to the riots has reached my offline wife.

11.06.2025 15:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Everyone’s into niche porn categories now

11.06.2025 14:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Imagine this is like Matt Walsh’s daughter or something. Hilarious to think about those grifter’s kids knowing exactly what their parents are doing

05.06.2025 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thread for tik toks I found interesting

05.06.2025 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Historically oppressed peoples needs to find a balance between victim mentality and having thick skin- especially in the face of center-right folks who try to tell them none of that past shit has any effect on today.

05.06.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She has been walking an incredibly fine line. It is impressive

05.06.2025 12:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am so happy people are turning on Sydney Sweeney but not in a chud misogynistic way

05.06.2025 12:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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