✨princess di(arrhea)✨

Someone just described Ramin Karimloo as the “twink Phantom”

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to let me peg

Me after saying something my therapist has a legal and ethical obligation to report

Me horny me want knee thing

I forgot to blot my lipstick and I feel like I’m walking around with a loaded gun

THANK YOU DRAKE FOR BEING AMERICA’S COMMON ENEMY

I wonder what’s happening in the alternate timeline where the A Chorus Line film adaptation is good

Diva downHILL am I right

HAS LUIGI HEARD EUSEXUA YET???

We should rename it the gulf of squirt

Just had a white person tell me there’s not more Asian people in the punk scene bc we’re naturally more reserved and family oriented ❤️

Idk who needs to hear this but roller coaster ride in the fast lane got the roof down kiss me hard in the pouring rain

We all went to xiaohongshu instead of bringing back vine what is wrong with our society

Jacket? Well if you insist

Here’s how we can still get “Hello goodbye remix featuring carly rae jepsen”

(1/?)

Neighbor is screaming Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls at the top of their lungs. My life is a musical ❤️

Listening to a podcast on 1.2x speed is not enough I need to do coke with the hosts

What should I do to relax? Oh I know, I’ll smoke the Plant That Makes You Anxious

Pretending not to know about Emilia Perez when people ask me for my thoughts

Call me Captain AHAB (assigned horny at birth)

Thinking about how Dan Humphrey told all of New York City that his little sister lost her virginity to the guy that tried to r*pe her a year before on the night that it happened

She Chad on my Michael til I Murray

As you should

You could never listen to the original version of Let’s Get It Started by The Black Eyed Peas on streaming platforms today, because of woke.

I’m listening to king gizzard and the lizard wizard for a boy, am i cooked????

These deals are insane. Thank you for the rec, king :)

Wait I wanna play hentai zombies vs firefighters

It would be sooooo trans rights to hear the Mt. Sinai hold music in the club

Trying to clean my room using the pomodoro method, twenty minutes cleaning and two hours fingering myself

kidz bop version of Casual by Chappell Roan: knee deep in the passenger seat and you’re eating my friesssssss