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Witnessing the downfall of America in real time. #MiamiHeat #NBA #basketball #sports #F1 #politics I cook a lot and I watch a lot of sports.

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Randy Fine is a disgrace and should be banned from Congress.

16.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Will it be national news? Will it cause performative outrage? Will he be censured?

Nope. Forgotten by tomorrow.

16.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 13920    🔁 4054    💬 1187    📌 470

I've always been fortunate to live in a place where I experience many different cultures in large and small ways and I couldn't fathom being so idiotic as to banish them from the country.

16.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought it was obvious he was halfway joking but people will fall for anything I guess.

16.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More young stars shaming older ones for taking the game for granted please.

16.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saruman-ass senator thinks he stands more to gain aligning with the White House than with the people. DHS and ICE gonna have the White Hand of Schumer seal of approval while frog-marching everyone into the concentration ca--sorry, detention warehouses.

15.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"If Sauron wants the One Ring he'll have no choice but to go long with our proposals for its use because it's so common sense."

15.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm debating whether to buy it and play that or download the original and play that instead

15.02.2026 05:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Excellent thread about how the roots of society span the entire world and how Marco Rubio is a fucking moron.

15.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah. Bonus points for being married IRL.

15.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good enough to win the Dunk Contest if the other guy shits his pants though

15.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And he does trash dunks.

15.02.2026 00:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I learned literally just this moment that apparently the Heat have a guy named Keshad Johnson on the team.

15.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

These motherfuckers made it halfway through Her and not one second further.

15.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I genuinely forgot All-Star Saturday was going on and so I tuned in only to see some goober named Druski basically ruin everyone's lives, which just about sums up today's NBA.

14.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Steve Bannon should be in prison.

14.02.2026 11:28 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh fuck that's Candlejack, haven't seen him aro

14.02.2026 05:12 — 👍 33    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Follow the money, Mike.

14.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But the DOW was over 50000, Ron.

14.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Punching Nazis works.

13.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How inconvenient that a sports cartel has to reckon with real life for a change.

12.02.2026 09:45 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ka$h is a fucking joke and he has turned the FBI into an enormous clown show.

11.02.2026 07:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The more members of Congress see the unredacted files, the more likely it is they openly revolt against him. Even Boebert could barely contain her disgust when asked about it.

11.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"You need an ID."

"Ok "

"Aha! Now that you've agreed, I'm happy to inform you that the nearest DMV is 200 miles away and only open 2 hours a week on Monday."

10.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Well not after tonight lol. I've seen enough of Jovic and #22 and Fontecchio this season. Get these dudes off the team

10.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Heat losing at home to a team that's literally trying to lose doesn't surprise me at all. Team's low key garbage.

10.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Conservatives Display An Iota of Media Literacy Challenge DIFFICULTY: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

10.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You should read this. Seriously, if I've popped up on your timeline, go read. I promise you will be better for it.

09.02.2026 07:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And the guy in Sea-To-Lake...sorry, my mistake, Mar-A-Lago is gonna have something to say about it!

09.02.2026 06:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My official position on this is Sam Darnold is the Tom Brady of Brad Johnsons.

09.02.2026 06:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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