Sesquipedalian Jim

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Real Deputy Dog vibes from this guy.

“Look babe! Actual Thought Police!” 📸

They were disappeared. That’s the word. It’s what autocracies do. Other than Russia. They use their booming “open window” business to take care of dissent.

“If their social media accounts reflect sentiments that are homophobic, anti-Muslim, or incites violence against liberals they will be given a million dollar citizenship card from Trump himself!”

Fascists gonna…fasc…. apparently.

“You don’t know it won’t work for certain until Trump dumps that bucket full of gasoline directly on the fire. Then you’ll see! No more fire! Because liquid puts out fire, you dumb lib!”

I like Quarry cuz it’s crunchy.

I just reply to all Dem fundraising texts with this pic.

“Surely fascism will buckle under this constant onslaught of pins, Wile E Coyote signs, macaroni pictures, and strongly worded letters!” -Chuck Shumer, probably.

Man…he’s gonna lose all his access. And for what? “Doing the right thing by God, humanity, America, and his own conscience!?” Pfft. He’d never make it at the NYT.

AP leaning *hard* into the “fearless leader” vibe. “After farting a rainbow, Dearest Leader allowed sick children to touch the hem of his garment to be healed of their diseases, White House sources say.” Subhead “Is this okay Mr Trump? Please don’t put us in jail.”

C’mon, man! Who you gonna believe? Pete or your eyes?

Democrats: “If only we had an example of a successful liberal defense of democracy to model our own opposition on. … Oh well. Chuck, how are those macaroni pictures opposing Trump coming? The next SOTU is coming up!”

Do you also get the team of 12 engineers that make it seem autonomous? Or am I just buying a really expensive and shitty VerBot?

I’m great at winning NBA titles. Don’t be fooled by the fact that I don’t have any. Just trust me. I’m great at it.

Holy 🤬!! They DID make a sequel to Heavy Metal after all! 🤘🏻 🤯

The F-35 is shit anyway. The first strike fighter designed by committee, and it shows. “Jack of all trades, master of none.” You were supposed to get a bargain with the versatility, but for the money you can buy two specialized aircraft each better than the F-35 at the thing that it does.

It’s okay! There’s a guy from Road Rules in charge of the whole Dept of Transportation! Should be fine!

We can definitely trust the same people who ended Point-Of-Care research because the AI thought POC meant “People Of Color,” and who took down every photo and reference to the bomber that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima because “Gay” was in her name.

Foolproof system. Skip beta. It’s g2g.

The right wing mindset has rapidly become its own MCU where the average person has no idea what they’re talking about unless you’ve watched all the shows.

If the Supreme Court (HA!) decides conversion therapy is legal, then I say it’s time to open nationwide conversion camps to send loved ones to so they can be saved from the devastating choice they made when they decided to become MAGA.

Can I add that as an America I have never loved the Canadian people more than I do right now? 🇨🇦 #JeSuisCanadien

Ketamine and the cries of the dying, apparently.

I’m with Dave from Rhode Island.

Maybe the Democrats could try to do…anything at all. Other than bombard me with requests for money.

The Andor Season 2 trailer with the brilliant Steve Earle soundtrack has me wanting to run screaming through a brick wall of fascism! It’s a shame I have to go to the Star Wars universe to find this energy. Feels like something the Dems should be doing if they had a clue.

Thank you, ma’am. However, NONE OF YOU SHOULD BE THERE!!!! JFC, what will it take for Dems to show some GD backbone!!!

But you can count on some internal resistance from the people who think what Trump is doing is BS! Not from Democrats, of course, but if the resistance movement grows large enough they’ll no doubt offer to put their hand-made cover page on the report the resistance will write.