Doctor Evil 🩻

A haven for koalas The following appeared in a recent Noosa Parks Association newsletter as a report from NPA President Tony Wellington. Gosh knows there’s enough bad news in the world at the moment, so here is some…

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Entendre would be a beautiful name for twins.

Oh you know some surprises are better than others. I’m sure you’ll be fine bro 👍🏻

It’s still a surprise, even if it isn’t a good surprise.

I just stepped in dog shit, so now I guess they’re ugh boots.

Armageddon It (Long Version) by Def Leppard on Apple Music Music Video · 1988 · Duration 5:11

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If only there was a worldwide torrent of bits you could just download.

I really dig her purest shimmering samite.

BlueSky pissed me off by suspending @dly.bsky.social - so I suspended BlueSky for a week.

AMA

I’m so angry about the deplatforming of @dly.bsky.social that I’m going to quit bsky for a week, and if past behaviour is any indication I’ll probably stay quit.

I enjoyed the budding friendships I was making here ❤️ life is hard.

But fuck BlueSky. They only moderate the hate they disagree with.

Charlie Kirk was platformed by tech so that he could advocate for people to be killed.

But when others use same tech to celebrate his death *by the means he advocated*, they are deplatformed.

Really says something about the priorities of the billionaire class.

The quoted post is deleted. It said, “here’s hoping a Muslim kidnaps you”

I heard @jay.bsky.team give an interview with @reckless.bsky.social, which made me try Bsky.

The dead guy said far worse things than @dly.bsky.social, he literally helped build this world.

But I guess Jay’s on board with this bullshit, so it probably means I’m out. I’m not feeding that machine.

What about if I’m allergic to the day.

Like, I sneeze the day.

The block button is the best feature of Bsky.

Wolfgang #1

There are two wolves inside me, they’re both called Wolfgang.

still doesn’t work wtf

“Of all the bosoms, you’re the most beautiful bosom I’ve ever met.”

Nope, can’t see that working. Gonna keep calling them women.

More freedom to shoot = less freedom to avoid being shot

You read all my posts! ❤️❤️🤣

I’m the same age brother, we knew this shit was happening 30 years ago, no way is it going backwards by the time we’re 86.

I have teenage kids and they are going to live in a very dangerous world, one way or another.

Almost all because of the greedy fuckers voted for by a majority of greedy fucks.

Everything written by that author has warts.

It’s so much better coming from a poet.

The best I could come up with was “grug brain think women my age hot”.

Me too 😱😭☹️

A lost wolf is called a wherewolf,,, fight me

Why is it called a pack of wolves and not a Wolfgang?

omfg

I’m deep into testing Wednesday afternoon for y’all, but there’s a serious bug where I’m buying clothes with a 16yo and the esc button isn’t working.

esc esc ESC

I haven’t always been old you know. At one point I was middle aged. I don’t remember if there was anything before that. Pretty sure that’s it.