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YES, MASSIVELY SO!

My kid is currently running the Chicago Marathon

I don't know,but my god, that is SUPER cool

We had a lot of mutual, so maybe. But it doesn't matter though because they certainly won't be the only ones who think it or say it 🤷‍♀️

Never iron bedding or jeans. Hang stuff whilst wet, then give it 10 mins in dryer when almost dry. Hang other stuff when still very hot from dryer. Lastly, creases drop out of lots of stuff with body heat

Exactly this.

Like, you're posting on a site funded by hate and division, owned by the world's richest cunt, surrounded by the worst people in the world, and bluesky members are the joke? Fuck that, and fuck you. Anyway. This place might be a bit worthy and humourless, but I'd rather that than propping up facists

I was there last night. I still have my account and I still like to check my old TL for views on a particular news story or pop culture type event. The first thing I saw was two people I always liked ripping the piss out of bluesky and it made me so mad.

I don't miss what it is now. The teeth-grinding frustration of trying g to argue with bots, scammers, Nazis, outright liars, cultists, evangelicals, hypocrites simultaneously wore me down and worked me upto much I couldn't let it go. Tge laughs became minimal and engagement on my posts disappeared

It was the perfect combination of popbitch, the Sidebar of Shame, the BBC and the best night in the best pub with the best people. This place isn't that. It will never be that, which is a shame, but I never expected it to be. Twitter isn't that anymore and you can't put the Genie back in the bottle

Reading more discourse on Bluesky vs twitter. I doubt I'll ever have as much fun on any site anywhere than I did in it's best years which were pre-Musk, but more specifically pre-Brexit, pre-Trump. The pace, the humour, the feeling that your finger-on-the-pulse, the imagination, the eglitarianism

I'M LISTENING

Not Diane Keaton. God everything is shit.

LA: we will fight you. Chicago: we will fight you. PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

It’s the Portland way.

Is this true? Holy fuck!

I'm quitting being the French Prime Minister. For an hour.

I'd advise you to wear a tinfoil hat when I'm online. Just to be safe

Ok. Well he's being serious in that he believes rents are too high and landlords are bad. He's not being serious linking Antifa to landlords, he's just trolling MAGA types

With the power of my mind

This is like Big Brother when someone gets evicted, but they're good for ratings so they go right back in again.

*stares in ambidextrousity*

Oh dear

I write with my left, do single-handed sports (tennis, squash, netball) with my left, 2 handed sports (golf, cricket) leading with my right. Guitar left-handed, knit left-handed. Stir, whisk, beat, chop, on both sides. Clean teeth on either side.

a man in a suit and glasses is standing in front of a sign that says case closed ALT: a man in a suit and glasses is standing in front of a sign that says case closed

They can't make a cup of tea.

YouTube video by fschnell Scott Maslen & Natalie Lowe - Jive - Strictly Come Dancing - Week 7

I'm also a great fan of Natalie and Scott's jive from 14yrs ago youtu.be/JYQv6cj3phM?...

YouTube video by Martin Gaskell Jay McGuiness & Aliona Vilani Jive to Misirlou Strictly Come Dancing 2015

10 YEARS AGO TODAY, WHAT?
My fave jive #strictly #scd

youtu.be/790L4Nbx2X4?...

Scandinavia.

She's Venezuelan? The cheer I cheered. Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado #nobelpeaceprize

Sending all the good things, positivity, mental peace and a return to tip top health asap

They should give it to Obama again, just for shits and giggles.