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We think our guy is startled by the things that escape him.

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Every time I read an opinion against my will I should get a day off work. That should be the rule. If I have to see the thoughts of chumps and busters I should at least get to go to the beach after.

Wait was that the hard taco wrapped in a soft shell with a smear of black bean goo between? Cuz DAMN me too

A black cat, yellow eyes upward, hiding.

I am calling the cat Hob, which is an old northern term for a household spirit - something that goes bump in the night (see: hobgoblin, hob hole).

It was a diminutive of Robin/Robert; I love the use of the mundane name to try to render the unknowable domestic. What is that, if not a cat?

Remember, you can lock onto your opponents by pressing the R1 button. Try locking onto this post now.

Ok. Well done. That's all I can teach you. I hear there are other posters that can teach you more advanced techniques out there, but you'll have to find them yourself. Good luck!

You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible

I love the Winter Olympics. Nonstop "why the hell would you do that" and "how do you even find OUT you can do that" and curling

Watching the first ep I was like "people LIKE this guy? 'Frontier medicine' indeed." It makes loving him later SO rewarding.

Well, you bring joy & nonsense into *my* life, fwiw

You went to Anachron High and graduated with Arlo Guthrie?

They should have commercials for oatmeal, like they do for cereal, with a wacky cartoon Quaker. The kids keep trying to take it from him, but he can’t fight back for religious reasons

go london greatest city in da woild baybee

I, for one, am rooting for the team of Leverage: Absolution

Look, I don't know why Death's selection list has been fucked since Prince, but we're going to need an elite heist team of religious scholars, metaphysicists, occultists and a cat burglar and we're going to go fix this shit.

i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!

Might just stand in a circle of salt to see if it protects me from Emails

Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"

You've described my brain alarmingly well

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Firstly, if I'm the doc, I have a hall of fame. The top 3 with weight, date, & name.

How has no one asked?

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

...Ezekiel?

Loft bed where the underspace is basically permanent blanket/pillow fort

Oversized furniture everywhere

Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.

Groundhog Day Meaning

xkcd.com/3202/

I dunno what my favorite would be, but the song that immediately jumped to mind is War Profiteering is Killing Us All - The Suicide Machines

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I'm "I can definitely get away with not holding the drink as long as it leans on my chest".