Steve Harvey Oswald

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A strike on Guitar is a strike against rock and roll itself

Working on my #CameronDiaz capsule collection

Call me jesus the way I'm multiplying this bread for my fish #pride

Serve a man a fish, he'll eat for a day
Teach a man to fish, she'll eat for a lifetime #pride

Happy pride month to all the mailwomen

This is a bilateral operation. The US has aided and abetted every step of these acts of war

My gf is so toxic, she's always gatekeeping me

Bitches refuse to get their dog's ears and tail cropped but then have their son circumcised

Listening to trip hop in my flip flops

No one has ever deserved a nuke more than the Ayatollah. We should give him one just to put a smile on that gorgeous sexy face of his 😩

I think that Iran deserves a nuke at this point. They've worked so hard for it, we should give them a couple just bc real recognizes real 💯

I wanna die drowning in her gender fluids

Transitions lens Obama walking inside: Uh, let me be clear

The four dogmen of the pupocalypse

Lin Manuel Miranda, you will not survive the military tribunal after I take office

All it takes is one sip to tear your family apart
只需抿一口，你的家庭就会分崩离析

The upstanding citizen is steadfast against his vices
这位正直的公民坚决反对自己的恶习

Bitches think they're Bjorking when really they're Deschaneling

His time has come #LynchNeilGaiman

It's time to send a message #LynchNeilGaiman

Just finished reading that article #LynchNeilGaiman

I'm not flinching on his lynching #LynchNeilGaiman

Neil Gaiman lynching at my place tonight! I already got the feathers, does anyone have some extra tar?

I enjoyed Emilia Pérez

Lord forgive me for I have Zynned

love my geneSIS
hate my EXodus

I'm not gay but 5xp is 5xp