Jeff Fijol

Brandon Johnson might have more hair than Lori Lightfoot

A stones throw from Chicago’s most famous TV station too!

@wgntv.com right behind your building!

Scott Walker awaits

“What’s that thing in the middle?”
“Express lane.”
“It’s faster, right?”
“No.”

The way they casually attribute broad platitudes to the Bible to back up their points is sending me. Temu Christianity

a man with glasses and a mustache says run in a dark room Alt: If you don’t know this scene from Breaking Bad, watch the show already then watch Better Call Saul

Suburban voters to Rs tonight

That’s be wild if it were actually happening

Forced 40 Under 40 photoshoot

I like Zohran but good God these people are high on their own supply

The exchanges of brief pleasantries as a bright-eyed woman born during the Taft administration signs you in

BUT BUT BUT HE WAS A HIP HOP RAPPER

Meanwhile — on the topic of violence — the main Trump Facebook group endlessly replies to ICE's accounts of their encounters with enraged civilians with exhortations to "use live ammo"

Also about as healthy as deep-fried asbestos: the organization and culture Mr. Kirk helped create

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is not practicing politics in the right way

Not until the 10-minute photo montage of all the selfies the experiential marketing team took in the park

A La Follette was WI Secretary of State I until two years ago, that family has legs

Getting closer to Squid Game

Metal Gear Solid 6: Bouvier Protocol

#NeverKat

Real warfighters never let off Left Shift

Have the troops who are jazzed up for this op been informed that hiding behind cover in real life does not regenerate their health

I mean, look: If you're going to write this story, then write it. But don't give me this condescending sanctimonious BS pre-accusing me of occupying a silo. You're a reporter, not the arbiter of American civic life FFS

Gosh, you waited three whole paragraphs to drop HE WAS A HIP HOP RAPPER

Have fun watching your boy get his ass kicked tomorrow

I didn't truly love Starcraft until the character first introduced as the earnest sheriff's love interest re-emerged as the superpowered evil protagonist. I've never rooted for a villain so hard

One thing Bari's going to learn about her first newsroom is that the knives are always out

Useless Humps for Christ

JD Vance

If you told me this was one of the College Republican guest columns I used to edit for my school paper I'd have believed you. I didn't pay $15 a month for that and I ain't doing it anymore now

The Post is a rag (Laudatory: prints high-quality gossip and media rumblings. Derogatory: also prints billionaire-friendly faux-populist reactionary hoo-ha.)