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doing the kevin mcallister scream looking at my jungle of a lawn after coming home from an 11 day vacation

I love this new way of living. I wake up, see a new graph about how everything is going to shit. Sign a few things and call a few people to ask to not have my rights and the rights of others taken away. Then I get to find out the next morning that didn’t work at all. This seems sustainable.

A screenshot of a New York Times article titled "The People Carrying Out Musk’s Plans at DOGE," dated February 28, 2025. The article discusses a group called the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), formed by Elon Musk to restructure federal agencies, primarily composed of software engineers with little Washington experience. The mandate of the group appears to be shrinking and disrupting the federal government. Below the text, there is a grid of headshots labeled "DOGE leadership," featuring individuals with red markers on some photos, indicating possible identification or emphasis.

When you want to know who betrayed our Republic alongside Musk, start here.

soft launching going on vacation by starting a new language in duolingo

lord help me i am about to make a decision

I’ve started putting trivia facts in my PRs which has paved the way for my ultimate nefarious goal- info dumping about the Bayeux Tapestry

me looking at tutorials on how to do certain art for a video game i’m trying to make and some of the top comments are like ‘I just generated it with AI :)’. what are we even fucking doing here. why don’t you just generate your whole game, have ai play it for you too- who gives a shit.

the journey of a thousand miles (or- 11h 22m) begins

thank you hand cream tube, for letting out the loudest, wettest, somehow bass-boosted, fart noise possibly ever made while I was having a 1:1 with my boss. I hope you’re happy with yourself

reverse million dollar idea, where someone pays you a million dollars to not do it. idea #1: savory yankee candles

alt super bowl watching

5 Calls Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.

In between bouts of losing all faith in nearly everything I have taken to annoying people- feel free to join- 5calls.org

“That would’ve killed on the Big Bang theory” -the dirtiest read I’ve ever gotten in my life from my HUSBAND

every time I see any lgbtq person in public (always but now more than ever)

every time i wear a hoodie with the hood up during work: haha mr robot

What you need to know about me is that every time I peel a banana I say ‘can I take your jacket, sir?’ as I do so and make myself laugh

Every time I work out my abs the next day I am like ‘my chest feels weird- am I dying’? Only after three hours and mentally drafting a will do I remember there is in fact a non terminal reason for it

I found a diary I had when I was like- 5 and a half and 1) I was so dyslexic it is funny 2) I apparently threw up a lot

my youtube algo has my ass- ‘you want to watch the same four live performances before any novelty you little idiot???’ And every time, with tears in my eyes, I am like ‘yes pls’

My neighbor just called and left a two minute voicemail asking what I was going to do with the ‘massive amount of leaves’ in my own fucking back yard. What the fuck.

Not to already be looking forward but I’m just begging for like- a super brain hemorrhage in the first year of office

my brother thought the word vicariously was bicuriously so has apparently been saying he wants to live bi-curiously through things

A comic about Murphy, the eagle who raised a rock into a baby chick

I know we’re all still deep in Moo Deng and Pesto madness, but I still think about my hometown hero Murphy pretty regularly

Darren Korb didn’t have to go as hard as he did on ‘Wretched Shades’ but he did and I think that’s beautiful

she (megaloceros giganteus) is always the moment