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@utm.bsky.social

Mostly Denver Nuggets basketball stuff. Storm, Lunar Owls, bikes, photography, too loud music, bus riding enthusiast, city enjoyer.

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You gotta be a REAL shitty mayor to make me miss Hancock

26.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when wearing shorts in february was a weird guy activity?

26.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Both parties the same

26.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No idea if he's good but he's an archetype we could use

26.02.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't lose a close game if it isn't close. Adelman's a genius

26.02.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're right, sending folks back to Boston is too cruel

26.02.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE deportations but for people who move to a new city and don't root root root for the home team

26.02.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Just when I think I'm his biggest hater he pulls me back in

26.02.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We will definitely be using this to slander the eastern conference

26.02.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent defense without Jamal Mur<killed by sniper>

26.02.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy is enjoying his Super Bowl

26.02.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too many bad guys are welcome in this league

26.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Naming dudes I've never heard of. Desperate.

26.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jokic could learn to shoot lefty. Peyton's not so lucky

26.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mark Jones will be trying to convince people Jokic stunk till his final days

26.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about donating my wrist to Nikola Jokic

26.02.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of these nuggets should try shooting free throws on a unicycle with their feet red panda style

26.02.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He needs more 360 no scopes at the buzzer

26.02.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Bruce Brown subs in for Christian Braun, no relation"

26.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tue'sday's

24.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will cry

24.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never would have guessed a guy named Brock Nelson would be the respectable one

24.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

athletes are pretty sheltered, rich, and coddled individuals anyway. add in that hockey is one of the most suburbanite ass sports in the country and you're just cooking together a hitler particle+dumb guy stew. the solution? we abolish the suburbs

24.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

The number of rockets players I do not respect keeps growing

24.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last I checked google+Apple Maps both tell people to drive through the modal filter at 7th and Pennsylvania. Some brainiac motorists drive into oncoming traffic to get around it

24.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly insane for a team with just 2 top 10 picks since 2003 to win a ring. And Mudiay was a whiff lol

24.02.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gregg PickUpArtistOvich

24.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got me thinking about how the 76ers are the most infamous tankers and they got lucky (Embiid), mismanaged a ton of great assets, got unlucky (Embiid health), lucky again (maxey, McCain, VJ), then mismanaged McCain.

Fuckin odyssey ass team

24.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They were starting Jeremy Sochan at point guard and everyone just nodded along

24.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting how the spurs turbo tanked for half a decade and didn't get a single peep of criticism

24.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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