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Jimmy Perez

@jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social

Solving crimes. Brooding. Now on Orkney.

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a man holding a tape measure with the words i 'm safe above him ALT: a man holding a tape measure with the words i 'm safe above him
15.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. Airplane I don’t have a choice who I sit near and crowded train in Shanghai? Absafuckinglutely but on a scout campout, at my grocery store or waiting in line at Starbucks? No.

15.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is smiling and making a funny face with his mouth open . ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and making a funny face with his mouth open .

I will say the chances of me flying without a mask are about 10% but wearing a mask in normal everyday?

15.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apartments are made for efficiency, not building equity.

15.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a sad look on his face . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a sad look on his face .
15.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man walking in front of a red car with senorgif.com written on the bottom right ALT: a man walking in front of a red car with senorgif.com written on the bottom right
15.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in an orange shirt says that 's not true in front of an osu background ALT: a man in an orange shirt says that 's not true in front of an osu background
15.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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13 miles diagonally!

When we meet we will go here.

15.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re so close to me rn

15.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person 's hand wearing a glove holding a piece of plastic . ALT: a close up of a person 's hand wearing a glove holding a piece of plastic .

Agree

15.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In my mouth

15.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s tacos

15.10.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a green shirt is singing into a microphone in front of a group of men . ALT: a man in a green shirt is singing into a microphone in front of a group of men .
15.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Balderdash! Drop your OF link.

15.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please tell me you’re wearing the cape.

I need the visuals.

15.10.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We went to Eveningsong there a dozen or so years ago. Since we are Catholic we didn’t have any idea what was happening but it was very nice and restful.

15.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably doesn’t fit into their I’m psyops/I’m not psyops or civil affairs grindset tho.

15.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big brain idea - use military β€œinfluencers” as seat holders because 1) they’d actually serve a function and 2) wouldn’t be able to wear or do anything stupid 3) would be largely silent.

15.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds like a good job.

15.10.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field

In room coffee?

15.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car . ALT: a man wearing glasses is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car .

Ma’am, family site.

15.10.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a flag with a dove on it is flying in the wind . ALT: a flag with a dove on it is flying in the wind .
15.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, times are great right now.

15.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt and tie is making a funny face and saying okay okay okay . ALT: a man in a black shirt and tie is making a funny face and saying okay okay okay .
15.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Army, Air Force, Space Force

14.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt says there 's a lot of good options out there .. ALT: a man in a black shirt says there 's a lot of good options out there ..

(Country and) Wes(tern), are you looking for a third?

14.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She looks like she’s taking it better than you, Benny.

14.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with her eyes closed and her mouth open is wearing a white shirt . ALT: a woman with her eyes closed and her mouth open is wearing a white shirt .
14.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. This isn’t it either. Garage, my office are all ripe for - death cleaning.

Do it now before someone else has to do it.

14.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am overwhelmed. I’m to blame so I need to fix. And I’m super sentimental.

14.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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