@gem5ie.bsky.social
socialist. linguist. retired orchestral musician. cat adorer.
Got better at peloton so itβs made all my workouts harder. Euphoria at +20W on my FTP on Sunday has swiftly evaporated along with a literal kilogram of my sweat. Fuck sake.
10.02.2026 20:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of the wickedest things Wes Streeting has ever done is push politically convenient falsehoods about suicide rates amongst young trans people. We have new data from the National Child Mortality Database that exposes the truth he tried to cover up.
07.02.2026 09:09 β π 2270 π 917 π¬ 34 π 88yaaaaaasssss dom
McSweeney could never be as iconic as Cummings leaving Downing Street through the front door with his cunty box. What a queen.
08.02.2026 15:24 β π 411 π 38 π¬ 16 π 3Times report: Allies of Rayner said they believed that Wes Streeting, the health secretary, would be βruinedβ by the mass disclosure of all communications with Mandelson in coming months. Streeting and Mandelson were close allies for years.
In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.
07.02.2026 06:42 β π 2717 π 733 π¬ 121 π 100You're telling me that Morgan McSweeney might lose his job and Wes Streeting might never be prime minister, because they were too close to Peter Mandelson? oh no that's terrible
06.02.2026 10:59 β π 354 π 59 π¬ 5 π 1Mongolia Olympic Team opening ceremony uniform by Goyol: slogan βWhat we carried through winter, we carry to the worldβ
Mongolia Winter Olympics uniform, itβs over, no contest
06.02.2026 20:43 β π 1064 π 195 π¬ 16 π 23"They can't get rid of Starmer, who will replace him?" As one of the many thousands of people you gleefully told to leave your party and never come back, that is decisively a YP, not an MP, and I can't tell you how gratifying it is to watch you losers feast on your own shit. Give Mandy another call.
04.02.2026 23:50 β π 108 π 16 π¬ 3 π 0Look at how these past few years of the Labour Party have gone and ask yourself if these look like the type of people who even care about having a long-term plan beyond self-aggrandisement
04.02.2026 23:59 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Imagine finding out that the guys behind the "chase Reform, screw over immigrants and trans people, give all our tax money to Palantir and Trump" were taking orders from a good friend of the pedo cabal guy connected to all that bullshit. Funny how The Guardian largely supported this until now.
04.02.2026 15:26 β π 52 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0[explaining to a child why they are living in poverty] for every hundredth pint i drink i can get one free pint
03.02.2026 12:49 β π 591 π 194 π¬ 15 π 3Look, you only get expelled by the Labour Party if you want to feed some starving children, not minor stuff like advising and receiving money from convicted sex offenders
01.02.2026 13:50 β π 134 π 47 π¬ 3 π 0hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
17.01.2026 18:13 β π 11320 π 3320 π¬ 274 π 583βThings are bad for me now in a way they have never been for anybody ever in history or in the worldβ is a thought process rooted in both naivety and privilege. Please look to freedom movements across the world and learn how they survived and defeated extreme oppression.
09.01.2026 10:05 β π 95 π 24 π¬ 1 π 0Starmer and Farage both drape themselves in flags but once again it's really clear where their loyalty really is.
It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime.
This is not patriotism. It's subservience.
cek
03.01.2026 18:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ask yourself why people who think the closest Obama got to doing anything wrong was the tan suit and who have "Newsomeπ" in their bio are grumbling and whining about Mamdani. They loved feeling like the good guys and now someone has made them admit they adore the status quo.
01.01.2026 20:28 β π 135 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0wonβt come for a walk with me, still insists on sofa snuggies. clown.
01.01.2026 20:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, and if you think the poor spend their money stupidly, wait till you see the rich.
30.12.2025 17:55 β π 58 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0It makes me sad on a fundamental level that British institutions that are ostensibly supposed to be liberal like the BBC, the Guardian and the Labour Party have been completely hollowed out and ruined by transphobia and naked prejudice
13.12.2025 12:28 β π 127 π 24 π¬ 1 π 1I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
06.12.2025 16:38 β π 8161 π 1087 π¬ 285 π 245just need Villa to score some goals nowβ¦
23.11.2025 14:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0assume he means the ones in may?
18.11.2025 13:12 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0donβt worry though, iβm sure if you just keep pandering to a tiny subsection of the worst bigots in england things are bound to turn around eventually
08.11.2025 10:41 β π 45 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0personally i think it might be more to do with having dogshit policies everyone hates and an entire front bench of charmless briefcase wankers but yeah sure maybe itβs down to messaging
08.11.2025 10:39 β π 68 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0