Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants

Ichiban is a perfect angel and has never done anything wrong

this is the second time in just a few short months that bloomington PD has arrested a federal agent working with ICE in a trafficking sting

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

Trump has +32 approval with White Evangelicals right now. There is little question that the Christian-Right is the greatest force for evil in the world today (and it's no surprise that the bulk of domestic voter support for Israel comes from them)

Idk fuck Ring and all that cloud recording shit obviously but a few SD storage-only trailcams rigged on the doors and the back gate might not be a bad idea for the time being idk for reasons 🤷

Sir, I will personally get the word out about your approval rating and jobs numbers

Like 75% of the US Olympic curlers are from Minnesota. A lot of them curl out of two clubs in Saint Paul, one club is in Frogtown, a neighborhood that has been very heavily targeted by ICE. These curlers are good neighbors.

I was at an open mic in 2021 and someone ripped off one of her bits and it was the saddest choice of “comedian” to rip off

Stripped out of their uniform? Sounds sexual Rick!

Shortly after the law enforcement investigation into Jeffrey Epstein became public in the mid-2000s, Donald Trump called the Palm Beach, Florida, Police Department to express gratitude, according to a newly released document. “Thank goodness you’re stopping him,” Trump said, according to the document. “Everyone has known he’s been doing this.

Lmao come on man. This is B tier Columbo villain stuff

Go to South America and see how many Harry Potter murals they’ve got

Can’t get over the implication that he left the nannies there

Still can't believe Lutnick said in his defence that he didn't leave his children on Epstein island.

This is heinous on so many levels but a big reason is it *is* happening to kids who were literally born in Texas. A 5-year-old girl born and to that point raised Austin was imprisoned and flown to Honduras

I'm Rep. Mark-Kyle Titty (R-Alabama) and this here's my buddy Rep. Chomp Digler (R-Texas), and we're co-sponsorin' us a bill to INVESTIGATE the NEFARIOUS and SECRET conduct of a 13 minute televised concert watched by 133 million people

In mid to late 90’s middle school foreign language teachers would show us episodes of The Simpsons translated to French & Spanish

Love to see guys like Lutnick who never stop name-dropping (or shut up in general) emerge after days of seclusion to be like “Forgive me but I’m struggling to recall how many times I was in the company of this man… Empstein, I think you said his name was?”

“i hung out with the known pedophile, but my children were there so it was ok”

reminder: not supporting abolishing ICE is tacit support for this

I know that this is well beside the point, but why aren't Democrats hammering the Republicans on writing a blank check for DHS and ICE? ICE budget is ~$20b/year and they deported 540,000 people last year. $37k per deportation? You're saying each of these people absorbed $37k in fed funds a year?

if you think you have sources inside law enforcement there's a pretty good chance you're actually their source.

Harry Potter:
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares

Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend

every company that signs a branding deal with Harry Potter would be one thousand times better off doing the same thing with Dragon Ball

we should have known noam chomsky would be associates with jeffery epstein. they both had a shared interest in email

Analysis:
Starship Troopers is a fun time at the movies but anyone looking for a political or social message will be left wanting as at no point do the characters turn to the audience and say “it is wrong to Starship Trooper someone”

Family demands answers after South Florida mom fatally shot by Miami-Dade Sheriff's deputy: "This is insane" Relatives are questioning the use of deadly force after deputies responded to a mental health crisis call, as state officials launch an investigation.

Miami police shot and killed a woman experiencing a mental health crisis this weekend after her 12-year-old daughter called for help.

No mental health crisis should turn deadly by those called to help. Our hearts are with the family as they await answers.

World's biggest exporter of doctors: Cuba.

Number of countries Cuba has starved to death: 0