Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants

You’re a good man Bobby, dumb, but good

For all the crime fear mongering they’re terribly silent about the litany of crimes committed by white supremacists/white dudes in general

trump hinging everything on crime fearmonger is crazy since crime is nationally at it’s lowest rate in about 100 years, it’s kind of amazing there’s essentially zero political downsides to blatantly lying anymore

i dont see how it's not pritzker, he seems to be the only national dem with any profile who hasn't gone on "the fourth reich w/ nick fuentes and shane ghillis" to talk about how trans people are aliens or whatever

Remaking Teen Wolf but calling it He Got That Dawg In Him

Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child WEST TISBURY, MA—Following through on his threat of legal action, civil liberties lawyer Alan Dershowitz confirmed Monday that he had filed a lawsuit against a Martha’s Vineyard farmers market vendor ...

Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child

I do love that the end of Paulie’s character arc is him beefing with an orange cat

pretty willing to believe that Tom Cotton’s interns have “no go zones” in DC, such as keeping at least 1000 feet away from schools and playgrounds

i love having a pudding-brained racist, who can't remember the difference between an american state and a hostile foreign nation, federalize troops in order to beat up the homeless

Suck my dick and lick my asshole clean Genocide Bitch

A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.

Emilio is an A+ new character, his dynamic with Bobby is sweet and funny

the coup never ended, it won. trump and republicans understand that control over key buildings is often determinative in a power struggle and are making sure that (unlike on jan 6) they have full control over the guys with guns in the DC region.

It’s how all the greatest episodes start

Hey dude, this is a new account of mine, need that follow

The only way @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social could be any more vindicated by events would be if he came on the premier current events podcast @boontavista.com

Me: 2025 has been so good for horror

You: Yeah! What have been your favorite movies so far

Me: What's a movie

I can’t wait for him to be in Death Stranding 3

I bet you also look up the age of consent law for every state you visit

Groyper incel upset that Trump supports Israel

Hope there’s a trap big enough to snap this rat’s neck

Billboard that says “crank it to Hank”

Crank it to Hank

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Ahhh they blocked me, their post was “Kamala is more progressive than Bernie”

Bah?

“Charlie Brown Had Hoes” ass post

it's so deranged how rich business owners have demanded for decades that they be called "job creators" despite the fact that every single person i know has experienced a rich guy buying out an existing business and firing everyone and usually completely bankrupting it before cashing out and leaving

Chug piss dork

If you suck the turds out of my colon I’ll tell the Dems you’re a special boy who needs an extra special diaper