Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Credit where due, funneling the defense budget to movie revenue is some creative money laundering

Too bad Donnie, you’re too dumb to know how

Joe Pera

Watch out Tim! You’re in danger!

Tfw 5 million people lose their homes but the banks need a bailout…

NY Post: RADICAL MAMDANI LAUNCHES PLAN TO ATTACK JEWISH COMMUNITIES WITH GOLDEN SNAKE

Hahahhahahahaha holy fuck talk about just doing everything you can to prove you’re not a bunch of losers.

this is like the most loser shit I could imagine. Making your loyal troops purchase tickets to a dogshit documentary, fuck me man, I’d play pop goes the weasel with my service piece

That’s how they were conceived

Possums don’t deserve this.

Fuck this is one stupid dork

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

Can you suck my dick from the back?

Then Democrats should have acted like it and not run a terminally uninspiring and jaw droppingly vapid literal 90’s Conservative campaign as the alternative

i love the current white house strategy of “daily undeniable evil scandals that make them look evil and insane” i think they should keep this up

She didn’t owe us a promise to stop funding genocide. Epic clapback!!!

“Iraq has mobile weapons labs and is enriching yellow cake uranium “ - NYT

Saint’s Row: The Third

If I had to guess, your entire staff is sabotaging your campaign because they loathe you

“dems should not engage on trump calling the most popular couple in american politics, including the first black president, monkeys because we’ve already litigated trump being racist” is an mindblowing take

Wow what a surprise

I'm starting to think their midterms plan is to lose so many seats that it actually seems suspicious lol

every dem should immediately shift to the obamas-as-apes video trump posted, because it is instantly recognizable to normies are insanely racist and opens up numerous lines of questioning

yes, because again, the nyt is a paper for upper east side racists and their crotchfruit