Mr. Shidded BOO BOO Pants

I remember when I first met my exes parent’s we walked by the one close to Central Square. I instinctively flipped it off, when their mothered asked why I did it told them about how they treat cis/trans women and she said “Okay I get it”

don't forget! fuck the salvation army

it's so weird to me how right wingers are like "the left LOVES soros" and I've literally never heard anyone on the left even talk about the guy. like he's not even some kind of minor celebrity. no one seems to give a shit about the guy except the right wing.

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

My mom is part of this group, and this was not a physically easy thing for her to do. I am so proud of her.

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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i think it's apparent that the lack of any consequences or guardrails or competition or any constraints whatsoever for these freaks has made them mottled and rancid (see, eg, good times, soft men or whatever). no one will tell them they look stupid or that their ideas are stupid. played themselves

They send one of your hamburgers to the hospital, you send three of their helpers to the morgue

I want to once again recommend one of the single greatest podcast episodes of all time

I honestly don’t get why his entire Joker performance (both on-screen and behind the scenes) wasn’t a gigantic career hole for Jared Leto to crawl out of. Like if my accountant sent me a used condom I’d probably just go to H&R Block to do my taxes.

Mr. Benioff spoke as his annual Dreamforce conference is set to begin Tuesday in downtown San Francisco, bringing 50,000 visitors to the city. He is scheduled to deliver a keynote address about the benefits of "agentic enterprise," a business model in which humans and artificial intelligence bots work together. Speaking by telephone from his private plane en route to San Francisco, he lamented that he has to pay for nundreds of off-duty law enforcement officers to help patrol the convention area and said that San Francisco needed to "re-fund" the police. The city never actually "defunded" its police force, and San Francisco's violent crime rates are below those in many other U.S. cities. But San Francisco has struggled to recruit and keep officers, and it still has problems with lower-level crimes and open-air drug use, especially in neighborhoods like the Tenderloin near City Hall. It has about 1,500 police officers, and Mr. Benioff says it ne → another thousand.

What an emblem of the billionaire class—descending on a peaceful city in a private jet on the horn to NYT asking for the place to be invaded by federal authorities because the rent-a-cops you employ for a week to harass a few junkies outside the convention center cost too much.

just in case it wasn’t clear: when you stigmatize drug use you not only dehumanize people, but *also* make it harder for ppl to get medical attention for things that are not drugs

The Democrats have vacuumed up and burnt billions of your dollars just to fuck it again and again, it’s your goddamn right to complain

Day 54 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

A four panel comic strip A mailbox stands by a bush, the door open, drippy text says "the mailbox that spits bones at people" in the second panel there is a bone in the mailbox. In the third panel several bones are shooting out of it. In the fourth panel bones are flying everywhere and there's a big pile of bones on the ground. More drippy text says "That's all it does!"

The Mailbox That Spits Bones At People

an incontestable fact of the second trump administration is it is actively trying to sicken and kill as many americans as it can

Ian Watkins’ ex girlfriend reports him multiple times to the police for what he was doing and they treated her as if she was hysterical in every sense of the word. Misogyny is dangerously and deadly, it played a huge role in those poor children’s torment. Hope he went roaring

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

Do people who share AI truly appreciate how much people who hate AI hate them for sharing it. Like there seems to be, on a certain level, a simple, slackjawed lack of comprehension

i’ve been trying to think of the real actual applications of generative ai in it’s current state and the two things i have so far is it makes everyone more dumb and also every more paranoid

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

topical

Everything about this even including the journalistic coverage of it is wild to behold.

Like, the amount of blankheaded cartoonish stupidity on display here is amazing. All thats missing is someone in that couple literally saying "Duuuuuuhhhh..." before drooling themselves into a catatonic stupor.

All we need to do is to find a charismatic mid level officer and give him all of Lenin's works.

Pasta Chef Creates Ravioli in the Perfect Shape of a Classic Le Creuset Casserole Dish Zielonka utilized his exceptional pasta-making skills to create ravioli in the shape of the classic dark blue Le Creuset casserole dish.

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I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

what if there were one car company that did every shitty thing imaginable

honestly i feel pretty jaded to that aspect, it's the fact that talking to most people i have to pretend nothing is happening. if a cashier asks how you're doing and you say "scared of fascism" they ask you to leave the kroger.