@ericfilipkowski.bsky.social
An author who is beloved. Not the author of "Beloved."
The fundamental problem here is not one of bad apples. This is what the agency is designed to do. The barrel is bad to start with.
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BREAKING: CBS reports that 2,000 federal agents are deploying to Minneapolis for a 30-day surge. In light of this news, please invite as many friends, family and neighbors as you can into community defense & rapid response work. We need everyone & we need each other. www.cbsnews.com/news/minneap...
05.01.2026 19:01 β π 508 π 323 π¬ 19 π 32Normalize taking 300 mg of aspirin for trump supporters? Remember when they started wearing diapers? It could happen!
02.01.2026 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ooh! "Zing!"
31.12.2025 17:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
Using state of the art software and my own serial-linked custom Nvidia rig, I was able to run these redacted Epstein files through an enhancement program over three trillion times until I was able to reveal one of the names.
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Me and my old rival Mitt Romney finally agree on something β it's time to close the loophole that lets the ultra-wealthy use death to cheat taxes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3tyoOaGFRE
19.12.2025 17:27 β π 1627 π 473 π¬ 38 π 11Looks like I gotta get a new bank.
18.12.2025 17:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It would be worth it if he would say he was Bowen Yang.
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Jesus! You weren't kidding! I just read its
18.12.2025 02:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I liked when that guy lived in a hotel!
17.12.2025 05:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Mass shootings are a small price to pay for the freedoms we enjoy - mainly the freedom to accept millions of dollars from the gun lobby." - The GOP
16.12.2025 17:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Typical democrat!
05.12.2025 17:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This guy has some great things to say!
04.12.2025 20:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's not ai?
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Accuse me of fascism? Only when it comes to this! Happy Thanksgiving!
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"Threads: the place for comedy!"
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i got my stepdad one of michael's prints for christmas a few years back and he loved it! get one for your stepdad today!
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That reminds me of that Simpsons joke about Giant Ape Island.
17.11.2025 17:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought of a new slogan for Tik Tok.
"Tik Tok: let's ruin it for everyone else!"
Why is People coming harder than CNN or the NYT?
02.11.2025 18:16 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Fellas, some advice: if a genie grants you the choice between one big penis or two little ones, don't get greedy and assume that more is necessarily better, like I did βΉοΈ
30.10.2025 02:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Things I would never say!\https://www.instagram.com/stories/efilipkowski/3754282347714981547?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
30.10.2025 00:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a handy guide to figuring out if I have been replaced by an android doppelgΓ€nger. For instance, I would never say, "That's my friend over there, the one in the Cybertruck."
28.10.2025 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These chuds don't even think she can do it. Look at their faces while she is issuing her "challenge."
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