Beloved Author Eric Filipkowski

I thought of a new slogan for Tik Tok.
"Tik Tok: let's ruin it for everyone else!"

Why is People coming harder than CNN or the NYT?

Fellas, some advice: if a genie grants you the choice between one big penis or two little ones, don't get greedy and assume that more is necessarily better, like I did ☹️

Things I would never say!\https://www.instagram.com/stories/efilipkowski/3754282347714981547?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

This is a handy guide to figuring out if I have been replaced by an android doppelgänger. For instance, I would never say, "That's my friend over there, the one in the Cybertruck."

These chuds don't even think she can do it. Look at their faces while she is issuing her "challenge."

Yeah, but I want the actual comics.

I am so sick of these liberals crying about "The East Wing" getting demolished. I suggest they all go back to school and study a MAP, because their so-called "east wing" is on the LEFT SIDE! The left side is west! ROFLMAO!!!!

Don't punch this guy in the face. He wants it. He's begging for it. A single person does that and he becomes a "free speech hero" on the right. He'll probably get invited to the White House. That's what he wants. Have everybody turn their phones off and black bag him, just like his heroes do.

Do they know the exact song?

Won't you subscribe to my stupid substack? It's free! It's called Pizzabetes, like diabetes with pizza. I don't know what it means either, but my mother in law has diabetes so you can't say it's pffensive. pizzabetes.substack.com/p/tv-sucks?r...

So I guess ice is somehow still getting paid?

The problem is, that people are so desperate for a savior, anytime anybody does even remotely decent, they're too willing to put all their emotional eggs in that person's basket. I am not blaming, it's classic behavior of people who are being abused, it's understandable. There's no saviors.

Great piece here (and why AI regulation is one of my top three priorities). No surprise that Newsom caved to money, it’s why he should never be president.

I want to put a link to make a cash app donation on my page, but only if it's in multiples of $50,000.

Any one of us could be in the next apartment building that ICE raids in the middle of the night.

Any one of us could be on the next boat that Trump bombs on a whim.

Any one of us could be detained for hours despite being a U.S. citizen.

Authoritarianism hurts all of us.

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

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Just a warning to any would-be kidnappers: I am constantly swallowing, pooping out and then re-swallowing a series of about ten AirTags I have purchased that are linked to my mom's Find My Friends, so if you think I'll be an easy mark, you got another thing coming, buster!

This morning I was filming ICE abducting sometime in Petworth. One of the agents told me "the last US citizen that did this he put in cuffs all the way to the courtroom".

Fresh-squeeze orange juice!

You know what "BJ" stands for, right? "Beer Junkie," aka, an alcoholic.

I'm thinking about unsubscribing from the Arby's mailing list. There's no Arby's near me anymore and hearing about a $1.99 Beef N Cheddar special offer is too painful.

Greg Grunberg has been noticeably silent on what's happened to Greta Thunberg and that just sounds wrong, right?

If there was any accountability in media, we could look for the retractions of the headlines we got about "the group that ambushed ice."

SATURDAY NIGHT DEAD!

I recently figured out I have to get an entirely new personality because nobody likes me. That might be unrelated, but yeah, everything is shitty.

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

My iPhone battery life is *terrible* after updating to iOS 26. It's been over a week and it still hasn't "optimized." I used to end the day at 20-30% and now I get the 20% and 10% warning every night on my 14 pro max.

"Under Siege 3: Hurtful Signs!"