Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance
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09.02.2026 01:35 β π 16103 π 3597 π¬ 116 π 155
08.02.2026 15:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Denise. We all know that you are a plagiarist. Just stop. Try writing something original instead of just copying other people's work.
08.02.2026 15:31 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Yes
08.02.2026 06:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well that's enough for me to know I'm voting for the other person
08.02.2026 06:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
That's exactly what id expect a cheese dropper to say
08.02.2026 06:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No. They would not have.
07.02.2026 14:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
She owes us all for failing. Everything happening now is because she is a failure.
07.02.2026 14:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
VA Gov. Spanberger (moderate, was in CIA) and NYC Mayor Mamdani (left, is in DSA) both taking steps to block local law enforcement from helping ICE as it violently violates people's rights is a good example of how the relevant divide in the Dem coalition isn't center-left, it's fight-don't fight.
06.02.2026 18:40 β π 5053 π 1221 π¬ 45 π 54
i always love it when liberals critique me for being part of some leftist hive mind when like, I voted exclusively for Democrats. I told other people I thought it was best to vote for Democrats.
The Democrats lost. And they didn't lose because leftists refused to vote for them.
06.02.2026 07:25 β π 3184 π 331 π¬ 100 π 30
Hasn't she done enough?
06.02.2026 14:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Not as cringe as that profile pic
05.02.2026 16:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Identified: the El Paso BORTAC crew rampaging through the Midwest
One violent duo in particular, U.S. Border Patrol agents Michael Sveum (EZ-2) and Edgar Vazquez (EZ-17), have been frequently seen alongside former commander-at-large Greg Bovino terrorizing crowds wi...
NEW: since last year, a pair of "highly trained" feds have been involved in an array of incidents attacking crowds with chemical weapons.
We used public records and open source analysis to identify Edgar Vazquez and Michael Sveum, alongside some other members of their tactical team.
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04.02.2026 21:24 β π 5880 π 3135 π¬ 121 π 211
Meanwhile in Las Vegas
05.02.2026 04:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What should happen to anyone affiliated with ICE should be so extreme that abolition *is* the compromise
04.02.2026 13:15 β π 2299 π 386 π¬ 51 π 15
04.02.2026 12:46 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Or hear me out instead of this tiny little tax, we seize 100% of their stolen hoard and then execute them for crimes against humanity. Every billionaire is a policy failure. We read the Panama Papers, we read the Epstein files.
04.02.2026 14:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No Chuck
We want the gestapo abolished and punished
03.02.2026 23:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
But she did murder babies in Palestine
02.02.2026 14:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Respectfully and in solidarity, no it isn't.
02.02.2026 14:39 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think you define broke differently than most people
02.02.2026 14:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
That's a reach at best. BlueAnon at the worst.
02.02.2026 14:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Or hear me out, she should hide her from her shame and never show her face in public again for failing us all
02.02.2026 14:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"
Ferbruary #oldknees
01.02.2026 20:15 β π 15138 π 4765 π¬ 103 π 100
We'll pray for you
01.02.2026 16:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I see what you did there
01.02.2026 15:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Another one for the wall
01.02.2026 15:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
so there's only two options here, both of which are bad for the state of things for us regular folks but more importantly, *horrendous* for the regime
1. ICE goons are going buckwild with no direction at all, leading to this kind of thing
2. ICE goons have been *told* to do this kind of thing
01.02.2026 02:32 β π 193 π 40 π¬ 4 π 3
31.01.2026 23:47 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
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