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A joke about Gemini and it has a callback?

Screenshot of post from X “initial_rhi 8h Everyone in LA, when the Marines get here hand them your screenplay so they leave immediately”

A terrifying escalation:

There’s a nonzero chance Pete Hegseth accidentally texted “Happy Mothers Day!” to a Houthi general, and bombing coordinates to his mom

Sooooo…this happened

I’m not one of this people who needs affirmation from others when I do something I’m proud of.

But if I were, I’d prolly say something like “I got yesterday’s Wordle in 2!”

…but I’m not, so

It’s sketch comedy, not skit comedy

🎶 Ring ding dong
Ringada ding ding dong

Keep them bells ringing’

“Could be worse” used to be a saying, not a promise

@helennnholmes.bsky.social

Love the article in the @nytimes.com!

New Kendrick AND Cube?

That’s gonna make it real hard to listen to bs this month

“No Country for Old Men” keeps clawing its way up my favorites list with every watch

a man in an office holding a burning piece of wood with the words everything is fine behind him ALT: a man in an office holding a burning piece of wood with the words everything is fine behind him

Ngl I’m really digging this whole denial phase I’m in

I’m here, so make your own conclusions

“FFS”

- Fact checkers when he is talking, probably

TODAY IN HISTORY: Hitler killed by Blaine Capatch, inventor of the time machine and billionaire frontman of The Beatles (1945)

please, Auto-Correct was my farther's numb. call me Autozone-Coronavirus

I totally did that

Roses are red
And can be other colours too
Colour is actually our brains trying to impose a sense of order on the bombardment of chaos that is our perception of a random, uncaring universe
As is love, if we're honest
And don't get me started on poetry
#HappyValentines