Ingrid

you are kind of squarely in the middle of these …

dan ryan is my number one enemy

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can’t wait for The Pitt Season 3 when they have an episode about chinese peptides

no thank u jacob!

my favorite “real housewives” franchise is the portland city council

hearing you have 10 days to spend $2000 of your parents FSA money is some of the best news you can get as a chronically ill baddie

i think that Luigi Mangione is the modern day OJ Simpson. both super high profile cases (where we know they did it) and where the police fuck something up!

or a yarn vending machine. do those exist? they should.

every airport should have a yarn store!!

AND i’m gonna turn on motion smoothing before i go

love that i’m now known and recognized by both of the coffee shops near my work, but i fear this is also a sign i may be spending too much money on coffee…

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was doing some research on exercises for TMJ and came across this incredible article title …

picture shows the inside of a black clog. the insole says “Grey’s Anatomy™️ Professional Footwear by Softwalk”

genuinely devastated that these Grey’s Anatomy clogs i found at goodwill didn’t fit

wood soup asmr in one ear. conspiracy theory podcast in the other ear. time for bed

sent my dad this pic - his response was “nice. lasting love requires accessible infrastructure.”

concert venue workers who take care of the ADA section are braver than the US marines

can someone PLEASE start making fancams of the portland city counselors or at least highlight reels???

can’t wait to get merch from the mall pope kiosk on my next visit home

just say you’re horny for him and then shut up about it !!! F-tier city councilor imo

photo taken outside of a domino’s pizza showing two federal police officers exiting the domino’s carrying probably 15 pizzas, and heading to their ugly police SUV.

close up of two federal police officers exiting a domino’s location, carrying approximately 15 pizzas

close up of the front passenger side of a police SUV outside a domino’s. passenger side door reads “federal protective service” “POLICE” and “Homeland Security”

saw some feds taking advantage of the amazing portland food scene at the domino’s on 21st and division today

i love watching through the window while people make embarrassing attempts at parallel parking on division. i get some sort of sick enjoyment out of it and also it makes it really obvious that parallel parking isn’t on oregon’s drivers test.

ok for real does anyone have any recommendations for songs that have the same vibe as paprika

this season on survivor seems to have a lot of evil men: lockheed martin guy, marvel movie producer, a potential furry who plays smash, and a correctional officer with nipple piercings.

bonding with my bf over the baggu x BART collab drama 🩷

“the podcast i listen to while falling asleep” ❌

“the tiny old woman who lives under my pillow and whispers secrets in my ear” ✅

get fucked gary

“we have barbie and ken at home”

great soundtrack for the rapture tomorrow open.spotify.com/track/1eBGNW...

happy rapture eve! don’t forget to put the body and blood of christ out before you go to bed 😋😴