Ingrid

just say you’re horny for him and then shut up about it !!! F-tier city councilor imo

photo taken outside of a domino’s pizza showing two federal police officers exiting the domino’s carrying probably 15 pizzas, and heading to their ugly police SUV.

close up of two federal police officers exiting a domino’s location, carrying approximately 15 pizzas

close up of the front passenger side of a police SUV outside a domino’s. passenger side door reads “federal protective service” “POLICE” and “Homeland Security”

saw some feds taking advantage of the amazing portland food scene at the domino’s on 21st and division today

i love watching through the window while people make embarrassing attempts at parallel parking on division. i get some sort of sick enjoyment out of it and also it makes it really obvious that parallel parking isn’t on oregon’s drivers test.

ok for real does anyone have any recommendations for songs that have the same vibe as paprika

this season on survivor seems to have a lot of evil men: lockheed martin guy, marvel movie producer, a potential furry who plays smash, and a correctional officer with nipple piercings.

bonding with my bf over the baggu x BART collab drama 🩷

“the podcast i listen to while falling asleep” ❌

“the tiny old woman who lives under my pillow and whispers secrets in my ear” ✅

get fucked gary

“we have barbie and ken at home”

great soundtrack for the rapture tomorrow open.spotify.com/track/1eBGNW...

happy rapture eve! don’t forget to put the body and blood of christ out before you go to bed 😋😴

a large green ogre named shrek holding a digital HP camera up to one eye, taking a picture of you.

drove two hours to astoria to finally go to broders - and it still took less time than waiting for a table in portland!

experiencing a modern day Romeo and Juliet story right now - two FX2 stops, both alike in dignity (but on opposite sides ot the street)

… and he got some. i am weak to his charms

Big Yarn is getting hit by tariffs and I’ve never felt more vindicated for all the yarn hoarding I’ve done

don’t you dare ruin this for me

however if i speed up to a rate of 4.7 episodes a day i could be done by October 8, which is 6 months to the day i started, and the day before the season 22 premiere

just did the math and since april 8, 2025 i’ve watched 307 episodes of Grey’s Anatomy, meaning i’m averaging 2 episodes a day

if i stay at this rate, i’ll be caught up with the series by november 14, 2025

this is just 500 days of summer

when I say I’m squad deep in the clack this is what I mean

the mini t-shirt from uniqlo is my personal go to

ok but did you find anything good on dream fb marketplace?

sobbing over greys anatomy while my bf sits next to me reading the trimet budget

Postcard from 1920: It May seem funny but - Minneapolis is a Very Fascinating Town !!-!

I mean COME ON!

my main takeaway from tonight’s love island episode is that i wanna know more about huda’s ham and cheese sandwich bc that looked delicious

i absolutely second this

oregon republicans may have ruined the transit package but they couldn’t ruin our anniversary dinner! (even though they tried)

can't wait to get home and ask my boyfriend if he had a "big day at the office" but instead of "at the office" i mean "on bluesky"