Lindsay Robertson

(Though I realize nothing would be funnier than keeping it essentially the same in the 2020s.) Also: Nationwide search for Dorcas!

Who wants to bankroll my Seven Brides for Seven Brothers revival: Seven Partners for Seven People?

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

I don't think anyone with an illegal handgun would choose to hide it in that Victorian Floral jewelry box.

Pretty soon you're going to be able to buy human organs on Quince.

Thank you, and from your lips to god's ears! (Also, to be clear, I would buy any of the shirts except Stolen Valor ones like "Gay AF.")

I'm in the same sinking boat, but I would buy ANY of these if I could!

My review of "Black Rabbit" is the fact that, after nearly 8 hours, I turned off the TV and went to bed early with 20 minutes left in the series. (Also, the Albert Hammond Jr. cameo was "Billions"-level cringe.)

I just got the Notify NYC alert that the entire South Street Seaport area is closed due to Jude Law chewing all the scenery in "Black Rabbit."

(The, um, day after this, I learned where to put punctuation w/r/t quotation marks in the USA.) 👀😬

From lindsayism.com's "About" page, published in August of 2006 (six years into my BLOGGING JOURNEY or whatever). It's all still true (as long as "exotic food" is defined as, like, most meat).

Yeah and they gave us a whole like 3 weeks to figure it out! Also, it has already started crumbling like the Montauk house in "Eternal Sunshine."

YES OMG EXPORT YOUR FILES NOW!!!

17 months now, and I am losing all hope. I've been working since I started my first business at 12. I've never had any trouble finding work in my entire life until this. I am awesome. Maris is awesomer. We've all been afraid of asteroids when we should have seen The Greatest Depression on its way.

Speaking of Crazy Amelia Earhart Things, I am trying to save lindsayism.com from the Typepad shutdown happening in <48 hours, and I found this and I LIKE IT? www.lindsayism.com/2009/09/amel...

People who only send out paywalled
Substacks should be completely socially ostracized. People who do this for AFFILIATE Substacks should be sent to Mars.

Tyler Coates buys a sous vide cooker When a "hot tub for meat" isn't as appetizing as that sounds.

what a delight to talk about the ridiculous purchase of a sous vide for @lindsayrobertson.bsky.social's ORDER HISTORY, which (spoiler alert) did not actually fix my life: www.orderhistory.net/tyler-coates...

Brings back memories of the Million Dollar Homepage.

www.milliondollarhomepage.com

Somehow obtaining EU citizenship is now the American Dream.

OMG, I found the 'Broadcast News' dress (kinda) When online thrifting goes wrong.

nothing is more For Me than @lindsayrobertson.bsky.social writing about the Broadcast News dress: www.orderhistory.net/omg-i-found-...

Damn.

I hope something interesting happens
tonight because I’m at my sister’s place for the weekend and it would be fun to always remember finding out about interesting news together.

Lotta people forgetting they believe billionaires should not exist today!

There won’t be a Vanity Fair in a year.

I did not even know they found someone to take that EiC, ahem, “editorial director” job! You are the biggest talent they have. This is so dumb!

I never got to call anyone a sweet summer child while it was still acceptable.

RFK Jr. is canceling the cancer vaccine and there is not yet an absolute horde of people with terminal diagnoses who want to be the biggest heroes of the 21st Century??!! It should be like Orient Express meets irl Black Friday already.

Was just reading about all the Florida idiots who are sick from raw milk and remembered a year ago in Paris in the grocery holding up a bottle of milk trying to communicate with the clerk and resorting to “ummmmmmm Louis… Pasteur?” (This did not work.)

Hangover remedies, reviewed From someone who has tried them all. (Except that Kardashian IV thing.)

Issue 5 of ORDER HISTORY is out and free, with no paywalls on any posts!

I thought this was headed for an updog (or, for boomers: henway) situation for a second. (Though it could arguably work.)