Andy Dunn (not the bonobos guy)

Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.

Do something other than write a letter bitch

If you are idle, you are an enemy.

Secret third option: terrorism

Zohran saying “welcome to the transition” but it’s overlaid with a transparent trans flag

Thank you @andydunn.bsky.social for blessing this in my texts this morning

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

EVERYONE IS DISCOVERING WILL KLEIN IS BASED THANKS @atimpson.bsky.social @andydunn.bsky.social @logan.hater.club FOR THE INVESTIGATION WE DID IT

George Springer used CHEATER! He hurt himself in his confusion!

These Steelers jerseys are a war crime

Teoscar Hernandez doing his best Michael Conforto impression

Dodgers see a second pitch challenge level impossible

Teoscar Hernandez is rooting for Toronto

Oh you want to Stand Up to Cancer? How about backing politicians who will fund healthcare and cancer research?

Dodgers finally gave a good postseason team and immediately piss their pants

I can’t explain it but Schneider LOOKS Canadian

I’m going to fight this ump

Scarlett the pug screaming like a demon

SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS

Anyone else fantasize about slamming into a pole or building while driving or is that just me?

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Lmao

This one’s even better

Post you from a different era:

Had I known the reason I was having trouble playing was because I needed vision correction, I could have stayed in the same position and nothing ultimately would have changed, but I would have seen more hits coming.

Release the unused footage

surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise

Vincent D'Onofrio & @vincentdonofrio Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

Anyone have some advice on how to help someone who is heavily depressed, feeling useless, and having trouble getting out of bed? Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

This is definitely someone in LA who heard about Chicago’s parking privatization and conflated the two.

Asking the real questions

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