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โ™Ž๏ธLah๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›NEE๐Ÿ”ฎka๐Ÿ”ช

@lancake.bsky.social

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thinking about that norwegian bronze medal biathlete.
men WILL embarrass you.
obviously he was not thinking in that interview, otherwise he might've foreseen that "olympic biathlon" "bronze medal" "Norway" and "cheating" aren't the best combo of search terms for him or his country lmao

15.02.2026 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A hand holds up the book Read This When Things Fall Apart: Letters to Actividts in Crisis, edited by Kelly Hayes. The cover art depicts a person wading in a lake under a starry sky, with trees and flowers. There are iridescent rhinestones attached to the title letters, as well as some of the stars, flowers, and the lily pads in the pond

A hand holds up the book Read This When Things Fall Apart: Letters to Actividts in Crisis, edited by Kelly Hayes. The cover art depicts a person wading in a lake under a starry sky, with trees and flowers. There are iridescent rhinestones attached to the title letters, as well as some of the stars, flowers, and the lily pads in the pond

Same book as described in the previous pic, lying on a wooden table next to a wax stick that looks like a pencil and a tube of b-7000 glue. In the background are two other books and containers of resin rhinestones.

Same book as described in the previous pic, lying on a wooden table next to a wax stick that looks like a pencil and a tube of b-7000 glue. In the background are two other books and containers of resin rhinestones.

Libraries are fucking AWESOME, you guys.

Last night, my local library had a book bedazzling workshop, and I got to make @mskellymhayes.bsky.social's new book sparkly! โœจ๏ธ

12.02.2026 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Black Residents Win Key Ruling in โ€˜Cancer Alleyโ€™ Environmental Racism Case The lawsuit could force a jury to decide if turning Black communities into sacrifice zones is a legacy of slavery.

A judge ruled that groups representing residents of Louisianaโ€™s Cancer Alley can proceed with their landmark lawsuit seeking a pause on toxic industrial plants in two majorityโ€‘Black districts

15.02.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3173    ๐Ÿ” 1088    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK 
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS.
WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

15.02.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14414    ๐Ÿ” 5256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

If I get measles effing around with you narcissistic professional victims who refuse to vaccinate? Letโ€™s just say โ€œradicalizedโ€ will barely cover it.

12.02.2026 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 419    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No crypto in Canton: Town blocks data centers and crypto mining operations Cantonโ€™s makeshift town hall in a tiny trailer was bursting at the seams Wednesday night with citizens united against data centers and cryptocurrency mining.

For my money, the way thousands of regular people are self-organizing to resist data centers is one of the most cautiously hopeful stories going right now.

www.themountaineer.com/news/no-cryp...

13.02.2026 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3309    ๐Ÿ” 752    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

GREAT song, I have a lot of The Time on my Beyoncรฉ Act III mood board playlist ๐Ÿ˜‚ I swearrr she's referencing The Bird the way she says "GIT to the dance floor" on the Texas Hold 'Em remix

13.02.2026 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pivot & BCCLA File Review with BCโ€™s Police Complaint Commissioner for Police Board Inaction on VPDโ€™s Excessive Use of Force at Palestine Protests PRESS RELEASE - Pivot and BCCLA request BCโ€™s Police Complaint Commissionerโ€™s review of Police Board inaction with respect to VPDโ€™s use of force in Palestine protest

Press release - Pivot and @bccla.bsky.social request BCโ€™s Police Complaint Commissionerโ€™s review of Police Board inaction with respect to VPDโ€™s use of force in Palestine protests.

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13.02.2026 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pivot & BCCLA File Review with BCโ€™s Police Complaint Commissioner for Police Board Inaction on VPDโ€™s Excessive Use of Force at Palestine Protests PRESS RELEASE - Pivot and BCCLA request BCโ€™s Police Complaint Commissionerโ€™s review of Police Board inaction with respect to VPDโ€™s use of force in Palestine protest

We urge the OPCC to implement its own independent investigation into the systemic causes of the use of force complaint.

Learn more by reading our press release, and our letter to BCโ€™s Police Complaints Commissioner.
Press release: shorturl.at/70yMo

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13.02.2026 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh, what's this? No big deal, just the cover reveal for my next book, QUAINT FOLK -- a story about an obnoxious American family who visits an incredibly quaint British island where people follow the old ways. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ–ค

11.02.2026 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 241    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

10.02.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27136    ๐Ÿ” 9631    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 360
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Trans public service workers say Ontarioโ€™s return-to-office mandate puts them at risk | Xtra Magazine Doug Ford has forced Ontario public servants back into the office. Trans workers fear the fallout

Many Ontario public service workers have gone back to the office five times a week, but trans workers fear that this opens the door for increased harassment and gender dysphoria in their peers, reports @jacobaronleung.bsky.social.

11.02.2026 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I've cracked it: get a big colourful tattoo of your special interest - now suddenly it's socially acceptable to talk at length to a stranger about the egg laying ritual of the female two coloured mason bee because THEY ASKED

11.02.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, in this economy a skillโ€™s a skillโ€ฆ

08.02.2026 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 156    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image of Mark Carney looking absolutely overjoyed in Hollanderโ€™s team canada fleece

Image of Mark Carney looking absolutely overjoyed in Hollanderโ€™s team canada fleece

All of Canada when Bad Bunny yelled CANADAAAA

09.02.2026 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3014    ๐Ÿ” 419    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

100%
I had a Weed Dad and my cousins had a Beer Dad and I have no illusions about weed use but I'd MUCH rather a chronic stoner in my life than someone with a perpetual beer in his hand.

09.02.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah i feel the same way with cigarette smoke and bubblegum cotton candy nicotine vapor.

09.02.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredibly gratifying to see as my massive 2 week food prep batch of oatmeal with dates and nuts is cooling on the stove. Fibre really is the name of the game ๐Ÿ˜ญ

08.02.2026 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sticker Ninjaโ€™s got a deal going where if your artwork is anti-ICE, theyโ€™ll give you 50 extra stickers in your order for free.

06.02.2026 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cops are like a box of chocolates.

They'll kill your dog.

06.02.2026 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't forget, Carney is also cutting funding for public transit in those cities.

06.02.2026 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The pivot to video is a tax on women's time and dignity, I will die on this hill.

05.02.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3891    ๐Ÿ” 598    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My immune system any time I fill in a booking form:

05.02.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Inquiry into media exclusion zones | BC's Office of the Human Rights Commissioner Report of the Inquiry into the exclusion of media from the April 2023 Hastings decampment

BC Human Rights Commissioner says the media exclusion zone established by the Vancouver Police Department while dismantling the Hastings encampment in 2023 unjustly restricted press freedom

It unjustly restricted press freedom and compromised transparency, per the new report

04.02.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Once all of the other, uh, things are settled we really need a serious public health campaign around everything involved in being part of a society.

03.02.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 697    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

when i say bring that baby home i mean EVERY BABY

03.02.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1772    ๐Ÿ” 770    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Itโ€™s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

02.02.2026 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8511    ๐Ÿ” 2678    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92

it's Sunday night, let's get this dread

02.02.2026 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of a 3-inch anti-generative AI holographic sticker with a formline design on it. The design has a black border with sparkles lining it. Text within the border reads โ€œyou cannot automate the human experience.โ€ The formline design depicts a decapitated robot head with vacant eyes. Next to it are two ravens, with one raven perched on the head with a piece of the robotโ€™s antenna in its beak.

A picture of a 3-inch anti-generative AI holographic sticker with a formline design on it. The design has a black border with sparkles lining it. Text within the border reads โ€œyou cannot automate the human experience.โ€ The formline design depicts a decapitated robot head with vacant eyes. Next to it are two ravens, with one raven perched on the head with a piece of the robotโ€™s antenna in its beak.

A picture of a 3-inch anti-generative AI holographic sticker with a formline design on it. The design has a black border with sparkles lining it. Text within the border reads โ€œyou cannot automate the human experience.โ€ The formline design depicts a decapitated robot head with vacant eyes. Next to it are two ravens, with one raven perched on the head with a piece of the robotโ€™s antenna in its beak. This picture shows the sticker in more detail, being held up by fingers.

A picture of a 3-inch anti-generative AI holographic sticker with a formline design on it. The design has a black border with sparkles lining it. Text within the border reads โ€œyou cannot automate the human experience.โ€ The formline design depicts a decapitated robot head with vacant eyes. Next to it are two ravens, with one raven perched on the head with a piece of the robotโ€™s antenna in its beak. This picture shows the sticker in more detail, being held up by fingers.

#formline #indigenousart #telekitneticart

๐Ÿค–๐Ÿšฎ There are some things a machine canโ€™t replace.

31.01.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 507    ๐Ÿ” 221    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Contract details between Calgary police service and hoot suite, for $74,783.63, including tax. Date of the contract is march 13, 2023

Contract details between Calgary police service and hoot suite, for $74,783.63, including tax. Date of the contract is march 13, 2023

Hereโ€™s a $75,000 contract Hootsuite sold to Calgary police for social media surveillance in 2023.
Not sure why anyone would be interested in that though.

31.01.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 229    ๐Ÿ” 132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

@lancake is following 20 prominent accounts