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I love Home Assistant because when you wanna do something you'll find a YouTube video of a really excited 63 year old dutch guy who is very excited to share a YAML file.

Elon Musk crawled out from hiding for months to mumble "I smell white wombs that need filling" but a waiting exterminator sprayed him with poison gas and left him quite dead. It is unknown if the billionaire, who can flatten to 2mm to fit into tight spaces, had already laid eggs under the baseboard.

Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari of Arizona’s 3rd District describes the “horrific conditions” she witnessed inside the Eloy ICE Detention Center near Phoenix — including a leukemia patient “vomiting blood,” detained in February and forced to wait eight months before finally seeing an oncologist. Ansari details how private prison giants CoreCivic and The GEO Group are “making billions” as detainees are denied water, medical care, and dignity. “What happens inside these for-profit prisons is how the world sees us now,” she warns — so “authoritarian regimes can point to America and say democracy is a façade.” Via @CrookedMedia (Crooked Con November 6-7, 2025) @yassaminansari | @TVietor08 | @brhodes

Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari of Arizona’s 3rd District describes the “horrific conditions” she witnessed inside the Eloy ICE Detention Center near Phoenix — including a leukemia patient “vomiting blood,” detained in February and forced to wait eight months before finally seeing an oncologist...

FB marketplace listing for an engine hoist with a cute dog being lifted by the hoist with a funny look on his face

Dog not included

Black Crakes chasing each other in South Africa

One of the funner moments from my South Africa trip occurred when these two little borbs decided to chase each other on the edge a lagoon.

(They're Black Crakes, btw.)

a poorly drawn uni the cat shaped like a square

uni is a tuxedo cat with bright yellow eyes, and a white chest that contrasts with its black fur, and he’s looking like a square in the picture

be there or be square!

me:

anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle

What Happened When Elon Musk Set Out to Destroy a Junior Engineer It started with a Twitter meltdown and ended with a fake mass shooter. A former security manager says Tesla also spied and spread misinformation.

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Sam, it's me. Cream Canman. Just wanted to make sure you were staying frothy out there. Come see me and I'll be able to teach you a thing or two about using your DoLLOP device.

Sheesh
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Chris Cuomo with a disgusting pervert mustache

Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen

dude I don't want to negotiate my insurance. I'm fucking busy all day I'm working get few money

Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.

they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

It wasn’t 8 democrats. It was all of them. Never forget this. They decided to sell you out because they want to go on vacation and don’t want their flights delayed. They don’t care if you die. They will never fight for you.

It might help your mental health to remind yourself that anybody you see still defending Democrats after shit like this have basically the same brain as the guys who still send emails trying to get Zack Snyder put back in charge of the DC movies. Strange, sad brains not worth your anger.

I'm not worried about Trump. The Democrats have proven that the president does not have the power to make large changes. There will be some incremental tinkering with numbers at the margins, but mostly it will be business as usual. The ship of state turns slowly.

it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy

It would have been better to simply cave on day one than do this. how can you ask anyone to suffer through a shutdown ever again, if you can deliver *nothing*?

Juncos are not just cute to watch, they are also very entertaining to listen to. They are very territorial, and if someone of lower rank comes too close to their food, they start a trill match. I've seen it on the tree cam last year but today it happened on the ground. #birds

It’s definitely roadrunner weather, same temp at home as Borrego Springs (desert) 88°. So I figured Ravi might stop by.
This was trip number two at the snack bar so far today. Hungry boi 🪶

Even warmer tomorrow before supposedly cooling down to ‘normal’

Elon Musk prompting Grok to design his ideal female, but its Joyce Carol Oates

What Musk truly desires

Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this

The ability to convince capital markets to hand you a trillion dollars on the strength of obvious bullshit paired with the inability to get a single human to sincerely and spontaneously say they love you is some real punishment of the gods shit.

potential revision to the “everyone is 12” theory: everyone is 12, except for Donald Trump, who is 5

that said it is time to say what needs to be said: end rollaboards. end paid bag check. everyone checks, no one pays. the rollaboards. they're killing us

A bar graph from King County Elections showing the number of challenged ballots by age, narrowed down to the "City of Seattle" races (Mayor, attorney, etc). City of Seattle has 2,086 challenged ballots, about half were unsigned, the other half the signature didn't match, and 14 ballots need a witness signature. For the 18-24 age, 316 didn't match, 238 unsigned. 25-34 age: 290 didn't match, 229 unsigned. 35-44 age: 207 didn't match, 198 unsigned. 45 - 54: 110 didn't match, 152 unsigned. 55 - 64 age: 66 didn't match, 135 unsigned. 65+ age: 52 didn't match, 195 unsigned.

1/ Seattle! 2000 ballots need signatures (updates or didn't sign)!! Tell your friends to check their ballot status here: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/... And if you have time between now & Nov. 14, volunteer to help cure votes: linktr.ee/Wilsonforsea... ("Ballot Chasing for Katie Wilson")

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