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@uptosumpin.bsky.social

e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.

23 Followers  |  37 Following  |  60 Posts  |  Joined: 19.10.2023  |  2.2347

Latest posts by uptosumpin.bsky.social on Bluesky

they're calling it nutone

03.12.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
black and bright orange capsule with NOVO 250 imprint

black and bright orange capsule with NOVO 250 imprint

or cloxacillin, the halloween pill

28.11.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
light blue hexagonal pill with "20" imprinted that would line up into a honeycomb on the counting tray

light blue hexagonal pill with "20" imprinted that would line up into a honeycomb on the counting tray

pls come back, hexagonal propranolol 20mg...

28.11.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hot Dog - They Might Be Giants
YouTube video by TMBGkids Hot Dog - They Might Be Giants

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8KZ...

01.11.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we'd dress up as [game winning hero] every year

01.11.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy hallowene john1!

01.11.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ooouch. thjats gotta hurt

01.11.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Urban Dictionary: English muffin English muffin: the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

what a cute couple's costume
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?t...

01.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

turn on your monitor >:]

15.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sounds like a real Shitter

09.10.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is true on all accounts

18.08.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@prettykatemachine.bsky.social theyre gankin yer bit m8

18.08.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

poopin will cure a cough maybe

10.08.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

soflax?

10.08.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's a good thread

04.08.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they still might

24.05.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good after i went to bed last night

24.05.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Nope

24.05.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he says that! right after! did you listen?

21.02.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP

21.02.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hires?

15.02.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

merci, mémère!

15.02.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

slappy burpday!

05.02.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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will you merry me?

25.12.2024 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the first time i wore mine, i didn't realise it, but someone at work asked me if it was my easter shirt haha
feels sorta weird to wear while delivering drugs to the er in the middle of the night, but, well... better luck next time, pal.

30.11.2024 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon owl is sitting on a tree branch holding a coin and saying uh , 1 ... 2 ... 3 . Alt: a cartoon owl is sitting on a tree branch holding a tootsie pop, counting the number of licks to get to the center, and saying uh, 1 ... 2 ... 3. not shown is the owl chomping down on it after the 3
30.11.2024 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pigs? in? space???

26.11.2024 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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