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I found out yesterday the work laptop does fingerprint recognition. I confirmed today that it’s shit. #Microslop

Happy birthday from Essex, UK.

AI is democratizing the art process in the same way bolt cutters democratize bicycle ownership.

Special thanks to StudioCanal for some blu-rays to help me relax under a blanket on the sofa – just what I needed. I enjoyed Two Way Stratch, one of my favourite films ever, and The Green Man, which apparently I’d seen before but had completely forgotten.

Well, this week has been made possible by the generous support of Lemsip and Benylin. Symptoms started on Sunday then built through the week, necessitating taking Thursday and Friday as sick leave. But now my temp’s back to normal and starting to feel better.

It’s about a ten minute up-hill walk from the station to those charity shops so pace yourself…

I said walk.

The new leader of Reform UK Wales lives in Bath, not Wales Martin Shipton The newly appointed leader of Reform UK in Wales hasn’t moved back to his home town in the Valleys, but has bought a £1m house near Bath, we can reveal. Dan Thomas, the former Conservat...

Have a read of this. Great scoop, obviously, but it’s also an absolute masterclass in how to report on these jokers. Plenty of London-based hacks could learn a lot from Martin Shipton here. If they actually wanted to…
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Parliament will debate this petition on 16 March 2026! Great news.

By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party

Astonishing that all the #Gogglebox commentators are all completely naive about sock fetishes when their programme has more sock and foot action than any other.

I saw that show too. It was great.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

Oh cool. Is that the one that was featured in the ‘time capsule’ video a while back, or a different model?

What actually is the machine on the left? Some kind of jukebox with a radio?

Ooh, lovely stuff! Presumably on the way to working again?

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to love.

👏👏👏

My coworkers laugh at my jokes in in-person meetings, but never in online meetings.
When I asked them why, they said that my jokes weren't remotely funny.

Didn’t Phil do the score for Melania?

Heat pump app shows current temp 13° target 19°.

It’s the heat pump challenge. #HeatPump

@avavsystems.bsky.social a shout-out from Technoan in his latest Oddcast! Tip of the hat to you, sir.

You never lose money with Melania.

a photo of a woman saying, "People need to start appreciating all the effort I put into not being a serial killer."

Good morning

Someone should do a podcast about lyrics written for pre-existing tunes. I don’t think I’d ever heard So Deep Is The Night before, to the tune of Chopin’s Tristesse, as used in all those Robert Youngson films.

Nice to see one of Ollie’s clips used at the start of David Baddiel’s Cat Programme. #Channel4

At Highbury and Islington and still I’ve not been converted to Islam. #Khan’sLondon.

“Autism, or you just really like Harry Potter.” #overheard

I have a new LNR train.

Too drunk to appreciate it.

Am massively drunk and I bet I make it home without being raped, murdered or mugged, despite what GB News tells my father.

Are Americans missing out on Trump upsetting all NATO military because of the anti-Trump strikes?