Whiskey Mittens

Hour 24: congestion. I broke out the real Sudafed.

Anybody got a cold that started with JUST sneezing or am I having some bizarre winter allergic reaction?

Watch this space for future sore throat whinyness.

How do we feel about “jabroni”?

That’s all we can ask for.

The chillest chant leader I’ve witnessed. 💪

David Byrne on stage, flanked by musicians, dancers, and singers. All of them are wearing matching blue jumpsuits and dancing.

Kind of grateful I went to night 3 of David Byrne in SF because it was so great, I probably would have bought another ticket and gone again (but ya girl’s broke!)

This pic doesn’t do justice but I kept my phone in my pocket most of the night. So, so good.

NYTimes Cooking IG today: “Sometimes you want a cake but don’t want to put pants on.”

Sometimes?

SOMETIMES?!

a man with long hair and a beard is holding a lantern in his hand ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a lantern in his hand

I love that, as a species (and other species frankly), no matter how long we live we all seem to be flabbergasted by daylight unsavings every year.

I have my Amazon echo announce every day when it’s “an hour until sunset” and this bitch went off at 3:58 today. THREE FIFTY-EIGHT!

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

You have your choice of half a dozen Chilis Toos.

“a different guy from Texas”

Tiffany is selling a $6600 scorpion necklace right now, in case you’re wondering what to get me for Christmas. ♏️

Just saw a video of Dean Koontz for the first time and was not prepared for the haircut.

How so round, Brett? HOW SO ROUND?

Hard agree. I’m a normie and don’t rush to opening weekends. Usually by the time the good word of mouth has gotten to me on a film, it’s already gone.

This may be the most terrifying movie I’ve seen and nothing has happened yet. If my friends invited me over then broke out a snuff film and told me about their feel-good grief-busting cult and some greasy rando told me she loved me, I’d run for the hills.

❤️‍🩹

Watching The Invitation and, 20 minutes in, I already like Will. Always be suspicious and never trust your ex, my guy. These bitches be up to something. 😒

Increase in productivity since 1979: 87%

Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 32%

Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%.

As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

A black cat and an orange cat. The black cat is holding the orange tail down with her paw.

A black cat holds down an orange tabby tail with her paw.

Here is my beautiful Sabine (black) who, at age 17, didn’t appreciate that I brought home a wily street ginger. But I did catch this cute interaction. She lived until almost 20. RIP Charlie Brown! 💔

You buttered Fez?!

esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Do they put a whole Iberico ham on their black eyes instead of steak?

This is stupid, I love it.

So anyway, anybody got any good starter words? I think this one was my third.

Oooo, we haven’t seen that crimb in a while.

According to his IG, Werner Herzog is in San Francisco right now. BOLO