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Koalas defy rumours of extinction by … doing extremely well

YORK City have announced that Dutch Barn Orchard Vodka have become the club's new lead sponsor.

me: I need a passport so I can go to australia

clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?

me: is... is that still necessary

Photo of kimberly wearing a vintage denim jacket with a peak of whats underneath. Freshly dyed purple hair that fades from blue purple to a lavender purple on the ends.

Reskeet with a banger photo of you in denim, I wanna see something 👀

Child poverty surges as 1 in 6 live in extreme poverty worldwide: UNICEF

BREAKING: SAG-AFTRA members are about to vote on a Video Game strike authorization.

After a year of negotiation the union says the major video game companies have failed to address the needs of actors involved.

So they're calling for a second simultaneous strike.

Wounded Scotland urged to get ‘heads straight’ for Tonga conflict

Cody Hawkins was right. Shedeur Sanders ain't him. Cripes, Deion's kid looks like he might be the best QB to don CU gold since Kordell Stewart and Koy Detmer left town.

Hong Kong must-eats: Iconic Cantonese dishes and where to try them

Eine Orange mit spitzen Ohren, vogelartigen Füßen, Augen und vier Raffelzähnchen

Therapeut: "Orangen-Yoda mit Überbiss existiert nicht. Er kann Ihnen nichts tun!"

Orangen-Yoda mit Überbiss:

Logan Paul and his roommate celebrating peace not war

Let us honor this day

Zu sehen ist eine Anstecknadel in Firm einer Batterie. Ab darauf befindet sich der Schriftzug „My Social Battery“. Es sind nebeneinander sieben Farbbalken von Dunkelrot, helles Rot, Rosa, Gelb, Grün, Hellblau bis Dunkelgrün drauf, jeder Balken mit einem Emoji von schlecht gelaunt bis gut gelaunt und mit einem Schieber in Form eines Blitzes, den man verschieben kann, kann für jeden anderen sichtbar angezeigt werden, in welcher Stimmung man sich gerade befindet.

Die perfekte Anstecknadel gibt es ni…. Oh.

BREAKING: Lagos Assembly confirms Abayomi, Omotosho, 13 others

Ah see he's a guy to start with in the 87 cartoon but in the movies and comics he was a rat who learned martial arts by watching his owner do them which is much funnier

💧 Deers Tears Are Made Of Light 💧

📢 1.49 is here! It has some big updates to the Web app.

• Threads now sort replies by likes
• Fixes to the sync of moderation settings (adult content) between devices
• Improvements to the logged out UI on web
• The web app now correctly resizes for narrower screens
• Additional bugfixes, of course

fucking the wife guy to get more wives.

MAIL ON SUNDAY COMMENT: Something rather like anarchy is developing in the big supermarkets where millions of us go every few days and where hundreds of thousands work.

this never would have happened at burning woman

Barbie wink

Part of me feels bad that I've seen Barbie three times and still haven't seen Oppenheimer. But to be fair, I've collected Barbies and other fashion dolls for most of my life, and have never collected nuclear weapons.

Black and white photo of a shorthaired white cat that is sitting amongst many empty wine bottle, most of them seeming to lack labels. Behind it is a large wine rack covering the wall mostly full of even more bottles. It's part of a wine cellar but I don't know why the floor is carpeted in a thick layer of empty bottles - for reuse, I guess? Anyway, the cat looks a little bleary as if hung over but I'm sure it is just sleepy.

"Chat dans la cave, ca. 1938" www.artsy.net/artwork/bras...

twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance

Zayn Malik's mother Trisha thinks it it is "a shame" that things didn't work out between him and Gigi Hadid

apparently in Alabama there’s a law that says if you plan to do something in another state that would be illegal to do in Alabama, that is itself a crime. essentially allowing prosecution for a phantom conspiracy, where no one ever planned an actual crime.

Lawrence helped Gers see off PSV last season before injury forced him to watch group stage campaign from the sidelines.

Battagram incident: Chairlifts a mean for communication