Martha Smith

The Pitt is just Star Trek in a hospital - hyper competency porn, strong characterization, and generally overtly social issue focused stories.

Funny how we decide everything wrong with women is because they eat food wrong. How dare you eat food.

A photo of a brown woman with long black hair contouring her face, from the youtube video "Countouring 101", with the text "If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church"

Having experienced perimenopause with and without HRT has led me to believe that a lot of the stuff doctors tell women is the result of being fat and/or depressed and that women subsequently decide are rare food intolerances are actually miscreant middle-aged ovaries.

With all the love in my heart, Sunset residents are going to have to get over this.

The Great Highway is poised to become San Francisco's kidney dialysis Park or a road? Barring unforeseen lunacy, we’ll be voting on it again. But this is how San Francisco rolls.

Barring unforeseen lunacy we'll be voting on cars on the Great Highway. Yes again.

The matter has become San Francisco's own kidney dialysis.

But that's how we roll. In recent years, it isn't even the most we've voted on a roadway closure.

From @esksf.bsky.social

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Awesome climate this planet is having.

I think of her almost every time I put on makeup.

She posted this years and years ago, and it's still unmatched.

A color-adjusted photo of a container ship showing the containers arranged where the red ones spell out 'rENEE'

Here's a hue-adjusted one for us colorblinders:

I do not regret informing you that we are going to win

When you post my obituary with I TOLD HER SO, that will be entirely fair and exactly what my memory deserves.

OooooOooooh

That is so awesome!!

I'll die as I lived: petting a cat.

Being on camera is weird. Normal humans were not meant to see themselves like that. I deeply believe this.

BRB rescuing a kitty

If the men find out we can shape shift, they're going to tell the church.

Every single computer camera makes me look like the restaurant critic from Ratatouille if I don't put something under my eyes.

It's a good skill to have in the brain library. You never know when you might need to help someone shape shift.

YouTube video by Sailor J Contouring 101

Cue this absolute legend, the greatest to ever do it. youtu.be/VtYEgKE1tZs?...

Men are out here having nervous breakdowns because of their jaw shape. Meanwhile I build myself temporary cheekbones at will.

This was my first thought, and I will never be convinced otherwise.

I think every human should be issued a tube of color-matched concealer when they hit puberty and taught how to use it.

Everybody deserves the option to camouflage their pimples and under eye circles if they so choose.

This is convenient if you want men not to like you.

Star Wars actor says ‘trans rights are human rights’ when asked about Harry Potter Kelly Marie Tran said ‘trans rights are human rights’ when the topic of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series was mentioned in an interview.

You’ve got to love how actress Kelly Marie Tran, one of the most harassed people ever to be on the internet, still leapt up to defend trans people in a recent interview. No one would blame her for keeping her head down and shutting up forever but she will NOT and I admire her for it ⭐

It is a well-known fact in femme world that men say "I hate women who wear a lot of makeup. You should look natural like her." and then show you a photo of a woman with a full beat half an inch thick but with beige lipstick instead of red.

This would be "Was the grink there?" in my house forever

Oh Bells… 😂 Harris’s Hawks are very vocal and communicative. Bella is particularly so, loving to show off her toughness. Don’t let her displays fool you though, she secretly loves the attention. TikTok video by Wildlife Sanctuary of NW FL

Was I a Harris Hawk this whole time? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Pk3QJy/

FYI, our sanctuary has extremely good acoustics, so this should be a treat.

Plus I will be ad libbing and trying very hard not to accidentally swear, so a treat all around.