Martha Smith

There’s more after the punch in the full video.

Pro-ICE guy: “I’m gonna peacefully stand here and support my beliefs.”

Hoodie guy: “You can go peacefully fuck yourself!”

"you're gonna get in trouble for that"

*stone-faced*

"okay"

goddamn son

My kids’ school had a day where the students could wear a certain color to protest ICE. A parent literally emailed the communications person (my sister) what color pro-ICE kids should wear. I’d applaud my kid for punching this kid right in his fucking Meta glasses.

Blonde woman with a off-brand Barbie hanging from a string of Mardi Gras beads around her neck

This was handed to me personally from a float. I think I win Mardi Gras? Or am cursed?

Blonde woman in smudgy purple makeup wearing lots of Mardi Gras beads

Home!

A white woman in dramatic makeup and a light up winged headband

Hiya from Hermes!

White woman with short blonde hair and messy purple eye makeup

Marfie Gras day 2

The lineup is set! Thanks to Joseph of Palace of Fine Arts and Plankton for stepping in at the last minute! The Damin's birthday KXSF 102.5 benefit is Saturday at Ireland's 32 (3920 Geary). 3-11, music starts at 4, Bellyfruit (ME!) at 9. Come out and support the station! $10 suggested donation!

A 3-D framed picture of the Mona Lisa that is actually a cat house. When the cat sits in it, it looks like it’s resting in her arms.

A beautiful long-haired black cat with green eyes sitting in his new framed Mona Lisa cat scratcher. He immediately went in it like he knows it’s his.

The view from a few feet, back of the long haired black cat with green eyes sitting in his framed Mona Lisa cat scratcher. It looks like the Mona Lisa is holding him in her arms. Around him, our various other cat houses, including a café and a retro TV.

Long-haired black cat sits in his framed Mona Lisa cat scratcher, looking to the side. It’s a profile view, and his eyes are bright green in the sunlight.

i can see why c suite people think everything can be replaced by autocomplete, they're judging based on the difficulty of their own work.

Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.

M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months

You won the lottery in the worst way.

That's awful and surprising!

This is an unexpected TL cleanse!

I should give them a nice call for a change about Medicaid. See? You do know how to have some spine.

They do the literal least in the most limp way, but somehow the alternative is worse.

Harbor seal factory is running at full production.

4 new pups in the past 48 hours, the most recent of which was around 5:00 p.m. tonight.

I guess that means they need a union photographer to get them onboarded.

A big whole mess of a choice

I'm sorry, I don't know what this character is. Sky Stallone in Oscar? Who thinks you're grand? Mardi Gras makes me inexplicable.

They're the most milquetoast version of pro-something anyone can be. They're not as evil as one sometimes imagines, but still nowhere as good as one deserves.

the Democratic Party will not bring us liberation because that’s not something that an American political party can do

But where elected Democrats have the authority to pass pro trans laws, they typically do opt to pass pro-trans laws

Youse yaself is one a the best, and you knows I knows what's what

Delighted to see these Portland rock stars being recognized for their amazing work and even bigger hearts. I’m so honored to have had a chance to work with LaQuisha in her work across our neighborhoods.

A crudely drawn scientist saying 'Go into the world and hoard some cats!' in the game Mewgenics

No possible downsides to this plan

For fuck's sake

I'm so shocked and amazed!! I was standing behind some little lasses in their 20s, but I made eye contact with an older gal on the float. I felt very seen.

I made eye contact and the marvelous @jayrigdon.bsky.social provided the catching hand when it went over my head!

come on CA voters

It was from the Murder She Wrote float 😍

Trust me when I tell you, a Muses shoe is special.