An Elegant Chaos

Antifa isn’t real. By contrast, we have visual evidence of Jenrick’s wank rag.

Can’t be unseen.

And for that reason, can be shared: widely.

If Starmer wants to ban inflammatory chants I suggest he start with ‘Vote Labour’

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmoud has clarified that British people are allowed to protest as long as they don't protest too often, their protests aren't seen by anyone, and they are completely ineffective. Anything else is un-British and basically terrorism x

I love this. The purest essence of Kemi - incredibly wrong, bizarrely belligerent about it, and also wrong in a way where you just go “have you considered reading anything other than your Twitter feed?”

Never mind engaging with constituents, here’s the latest pearl of wisdom from possibly Britain’s most irrelevant MP.

British Politics' Midlife Crisis Why British Parties Can't Make Peace with Their Actual Voters

On the morning of Keir Starmer's conference speech here's a new post on an odd psychopathology in British politics - our main parties don't like the people who vote for them - the dreaded Professional Managerial Class. And so they are acting out like a divorced dad seeking cooler voters. 1/n

Woman who lives in a castle or on a yacht rants about "real life" 🤣

Ex-Reform UK Wales leader Nathan Gill pleads guilty to bribery charges Nathan Gill admits eight charges of bribery while being a Member of the European Parliament.

“The former leader of Reform UK in Wales has pleaded guilty to bribery charges relating to making statements in favour of Russia while being an elected member of the European Parliament.” 1/

Cardiacs’ LSD album

Happy LSD Day! #timmy

Nothing wrong with people asking where the £885,000 came from.

Everything wrong with none of those people being HMRC, the police and the National Crime Agency.

Unzoomed Identify cities using satellite images in this daily puzzle game, where each guess zooms out for enhanced clues.

Snap!

First time I tried it. But then I’ve walked those streets…..

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Here's a Danny Kruger story we all seem to have forgotten. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_poli...

Peter Kyle - rhyming slang

What is your body language?

Better sack a few more cleaners now Jim.

Peter Kyle is entering rhyming slang territory

The new battle for Britain Once elections were fought between left and right. Now the main fight is within these camps

"for each Labour defector who has shifted to the right bloc, you would expect that at least four are liable to remain in the left bloc. Meanwhile, the bulk of Reform’s gains have come either from deserting Tories, or from habitual non-voters."

www.economist.com/britain/2025...
From The Economist

BREAKING Met arrest 900 violent racists for rioting and assaulting poli….. oh wait

I can think of at least a dozen Indy
bars within stumbling distance of St Mary’s Street.

Try harder and don’t subsidise fascists.

While you were keeping Tim Martin’s wallet lubricated, how many better pubs in Caerdydd were you missing out on?

One Dove. A band fucked over by record company fools if ever there was one.

I don’t think the gulf between the heavily online & the rest of us has ever felt wider than this morning. And the nature of the former experience has changed beyond recognition since Musk gifted Twitter to the far right. So those of us who have left the platform don’t fully grasp what’s going on.

I don’t think we’ll be hearing anything much from him now. #irony

BREAKING: Keir Starmer somehow comes up with the one thing that will make him less popular than he already is x

Nice timing that Tim Allan has been brought in as Director of Comms a week before this blows up given he was deputy comms director for Blair when Mandelson was getting into trouble the first time around.

Buses on the High Street, Oxford. Photo by Roger Close.

Oxford is to get a congestion charge of £5 per car per day, starting this autumn. Charges will be levied for driving past one of six camera sites. The decision, intended to accelerate bus services and encourage cycling/walking, was taken at an Oxfordshire County Council cabinet meeting this morning.

Murdoch family reaches deal to resolve succession fight over media empire Family announces Rupert Murdoch’s eldest son, Lachlan Murdoch, will secure control of business

Cue the theme tune.

Lachlan inherits the crown.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Whenever Nigel Farage is properly challenged, he reminds me of those 1920s burlesque entertainers, whose act consisted of swapping the position of fans or balloons, really fast so nobody could catch a glimpse of their fanny.