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It's a bit of both. The point about breaching 1 watertight compartment vs multiple is true. But also ships turn from the back and have massive momentum so turning hard without applying forward power means you're now just travelling sideways towards the iceberg.

30.10.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is talking on a phone next to a suitcase ALT: a man is talking on a phone next to a suitcase

Pasta chefs realising they can make customers do their own prep work and charge them extra for the privilege

25.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The bit with all the subway doors feels like the obligatory dream sequence level in a Remedy game where you're haunted by some terrible memory of a train

24.10.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One weird bit of trivia I've heard is that Stephen King's paperbacks tended to be better cared for by library borrowers than other authors. Librarians found they lasted for a lot more than the average number of lends before wearing out.

14.10.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I 100% understand for many people the physicality of books is inextricably linked to the joy of reading, but surely the joy is the important part, not the object?

I can understand it with things like vinyl where the condition affects the actual content, but a tattered book is just as legible.

14.10.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They don't do "proper agricultural storylines anymore" according to about 2/3 of the people who write into R4's Feedback

12.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No need to call people names just because they don't share your viewpoint. This isn't twitter.

11.10.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The app name and site number (which is what's relevant here) are usually huge though?

11.10.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

She has a smart phone she "uses regularly" though, so it doesn't sound like she has a problem reading up close

11.10.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I depressed or just hungry?

10.10.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A damp Friday afternoon, and not in a good way.

10.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is really insightful. Do you think the difficulty for most people is on the insight/understanding side, or just in allowing themselves to be vulnerable and take up space talking about it?

(I'm pretty good at interrogating my own emotions and terrible at sharing them but that might just be me)

10.10.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This made me have a lot of feelings. Thank you for sharing.

09.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel sexually harassed just looking at that car

08.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was gonna say 20 years ago. Maybe they do a marketing push once per decade.

07.10.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What does it do?? For that much I'd expect more capabilities than just "get eaten"

06.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My friend and I gatecrashed the Young Fabians election night party in 2015. Rock n roll.

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Never Forget (how long it takes to cook)

20.09.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reminded me of the best editorial email of all time:

19.09.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really really liked The Long Walk, unfortunately meaning The Running Man has to be shit to maintain the natural order.

16.09.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet another reason to hate Postmodern Jukebox

12.09.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unironically love this entire album

12.09.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are they standing up against??

12.09.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is the GOAT tumblr post and always will be

12.09.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2366    πŸ” 636    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 23
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It is 2015. The current Labour leader is wrongly assuming Twitter reflects public opinion.
It is 2019. The current Labour leader is wrongly assuming Twitter reflects public opinion.
It is 2025....

10.09.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, the massive bleeding is normally internal

10.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we generally don't appreciate just how devastating gunshot wounds really are

10.09.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Or any history really

10.09.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Deeply unfair to pink slime, which is actually delicious once cooked.

09.09.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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