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Breaking: Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer seen laying on the Senate floor in the submissive position of exposing his underbelly.

you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing

Call call call call call.

[____________] with the steal! I was not expecting that. Gripping stuff.

Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

I underestimated how profoundly embarrassing the fall of our democracy would be.

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This guy's path to fame has been amazing. Makes one think (if one is a total nerd) of James C. Scott's book Weapons of the Weak.

Exactly this:

Mamdani is great. Mamdani is talented. But it's NYC mayoral, which is very idiosyncratic and historically translates poorly to the national stage.

This is very good and important, right?

Dunno, kinda love the NY Post doing the one thing it does so well. Poetic tabloid shitposting.

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I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.

“Revenue excuses a multitude of sins”

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

C'mon. The writers for this season have gone off the rails. No way someone actually testified this way in court.

[hears the mother of all sad trombone whomp-whomp-whomp-whaaaaaa’s from on high]

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

This may be the most French calamity-and-survival story ever.

Tucker Carlson is hosting discussions of the perils of organized Jewry in America the right way.

—-Ezra Klein, tomorrow.

An image of JD Vance hugging Erika Kirk at the Turning Point USA thing. Her hand is on the back of his head.

Yeah, they big fuckin.

Life goals:

I hope Zohran gets 60%+

Screenshot from the essay “Congress Could Be Our Last Defense Against Trumpism” by Kaitlin Byrd at Dame Magazine, published July 18, 2024: And should the worst happen, and Donald Trump once again assumes the powers of the presidency, the only inhibiting force he can face is an aggressive and empowered Congress. Even as far gone as they are, some of the voters who are with Trump for tax cuts or immigration are unlikely to want him to be entirely unfettered to follow his every impulse. In places where Democrats are playing defense for either the House or the Senate (or both), arguing for a congressional leash on Trump could be the distinction that separates a moderate Democrat willing to tell the truth to a stubborn executive branch irrespective of party from an obsequious Republican willing to submit entirely to imperial power for the "right" one.

All I want is for Article 1 to mean something again.

Worldwide cringe supplies have just been expended. None left. Olivia Reingold took them all.

cc @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social

Might be the most vacuous person of the last decade. An empty vessel for lobbyist cash.

FWIW, the optimal use of golden delicious is for tarte tatin. They have high pectin and get beautifully "gel-ly" in combination with a buttery caramel. A fresh golden delicious from a proper orchard is a grade-A apple.

Valeria Golino is a goddamn treasure. Watch The Lying Lives of Adults for a tour de force from her (and the rest of the cast—spectacular limited series).